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[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

This place is so boring!

Where are all the nice looking women at? I haven't seen a single woman who isn't Luke yet.

Damn, I think we really should have a fiesta after all. Luke will definitely be the piñata.

Comments

[hymnotic]

I'll be the what, now? [waaaaaaaaatch out, Guy; Luke's got a pretty decent staff-to-head swing on him]

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

The guest of honor!

[hymnotic]

Funny, that's not what it sounded like you said.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

Maybe you have hearing problems? I definitely said guest of honor.

[hymnotic]

Sounded more like you want to use me as something to smack around.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

No, you see, I said "Luke, the guest of honor, will get to hit the piñata first".

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Hey! I am nice looking!

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

... Are you serious?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

H-hey! I'm pretty!

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

[Laughs]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

... [ see this? this is luka crying ]

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

... Why are you crying?

[fononfailure]

You still haven't explained what a piñata is.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

I-It's a special person! A guest of honor!

[fononfailure]

Lies. You're stuttering.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

I-I have a st-stuttering problem.

[fononfailure]

You're really going to stutter when one of us decides to use you as a pincushion.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

H-Hey!

W-What about that f-fiesta? W-We should m-make one to-tomorrow.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

Gailardia.

The flaw in this plan is that you assume Luke is full of candy.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

H-He's not?

[forgotten-piety.livejournal.com]

Guy, it's not nice to call Luke a woman.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

Tear. You obviously haven't been around much.

[forgotten-piety.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

There are two Lukes. One has these... huge melons, and the other... Well, she barely has any melons at all, but they're there.

[forgotten-piety.livejournal.com]

Oh. I've met one, female Luke but I didn't realize that she wasn't the only one...