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[Somewhere in the darkest, most dreadful depths of the dressing room, the elegant genius Dist the Rose has located a toolbox and scraps of fonmachinary, all of which shall be used as part of his most wondrous plan~]

Hahaha~! The Commandant will surely regret ever crossing Dist the Rose once he lays his eyes on this!

[...Well, he's not finished YET, but certainly that won't stop you from giving him a (hopefully gentle) poke, will it?]

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Wait a minute... [He is trying to switch it off, but it seems to get brighter instead.] What the hell is wrong with this thing?

Just point it elsewhere or something!

Right! Good idea! [And he points the light up.] There. So... what are you doing out here. In this dark... creepy place anyway?

[blinks a few times, relaxing when he can see once again]

Why, I'm simply working on a small project of mine. Nothing dreadfully important.

...Do you want to hear about it?

Not really. I am looking for Master Van!!! He has my sword you know!

...but okay! [Although the flash light is still pointing up he is tinkering with it trying to turn it off.]

You're looking for Van?

[frowns a moment] Actually, I'm working on something for him...

That's right I am looking for Master Van! You haven't seen him right? Oh and if you're working on something for Master Van you can count on me to help!

I haven't seen him yet, but I do know he's here.

...And it's a surprise! So be sure not to tell him!

Oh yes he is definitely here! I saw him a few... days? ago!

Is it for his birthday or something?

A few days ago? You're certain?

...Something like that, you could say.

Yes! [Although he seems confused.] Don't tell anyone but I think I lost him in the forest. [;A;]

Are you going to have a party for him! We should have a party!

Don't worry, I am a master of keeping secrets after all~ [makes a mental note to write this down in his journal]

A party? Oh, I'm not sure that's such a-

...That's a fantastic idea! Yes, we should invite that sna- er, that charming Jade as well.

Are you really? What a coincidence so am I!

Yes, we could invite mother, father, and Guy too.

...wait who is Jade?

Excellent, then I trust you won't tell Van too soon, will you?

...Just a small party. The Commandant was never really into those big gatherings you know. Just him and all ~~my enemies~~...two of his friends.

Jade is, Van's friend! They've been playing cruel pranks together, didn't you know?

Of course not! [But his smile should warn you otherwise.]

Just him huh? Well I could go look for him and his friends! After all I am searching for Master Van.

I didn't know Master Van had a friend named Jade! Who is that other friend of his?

...Let me take care of that! I have a splendid idea for inventions and I would love to give them out myself is all.

The rappig-lover Peony. He, Jade and Van shall all taste my mi- [coughs] Um, they'll taste...my cooking. Yes. That's what I meant.

...Does this mean I am not invited? [D:]

You can cook? You don't look like much of a chef? Or is this your creeping about in the dark outfit?

If you really want to join, then I suppose you could...

Well, I never really cooked before...But I doubt it's all that hard.

Really? Thanks!

...eh. Well... I don't know about that. The last time I tried to cook I think I poisoned everyone present. [Why is he smiling like that's something to be proud of?]

...Actually! I think you should bake the cake!

Are you sure? I mean just the smell of my cooking is what did it. I think this time I should wear a gas mask just in case.

If you bake it with love, then surely it would be a fantastic cake!

...Or so I've been told but I see no reason to doubt it.

Okay I will bake it will love!!! ...but for Master Van because I don't know those other people.

When will you like it ready?

Of course, of course.

Hmm...I still need to finish my invention...But it should be done within a day.

A day? So not tomorrow but the next day? You want the cake then?