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[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

[asch is walking through the halls with a tray of breakfast food, wearing this dress. she's looking for blackparts, but doesn't know where (s)he is... help her out?]

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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You don't have to do this if you don't want to.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

That won't help anything, though... All that does is make me worried and scared for even longer.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. I just hate feeling like I'm forcing you to do this. [ holds the box out to her. ] Here.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

You aren't forcing me, though... I want to do this. [takes it from her, looking it over to try and figure out what to do]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Can you read the directions? There should be some in the box...

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

[opens the box and pulls out the instructions, looking them over before handing them to guy] ...No, I can't.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ faslsjdjsflj oh god. she takes the paper containing the instructions from her. ] This is slightly embarrassing.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

Sorry... It just doesn't look like any writing I've seen before.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Ah. This is called English, it's what we read back home...

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

...You can read it then, right?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

Then what does it say?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You have to, um... The little thing in the box, you have to... [ salddjlfj. ] Urinate on a specific part of it.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

What?!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I know it's embarrassing, I'm sorry. I can leave when you want me to.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

W-Which part?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

The end, I think? You should be able to tell... I don't know, I've never done this, myself.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

But it says on the paper, right?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ too embarrassed to read, hoooly crap. ] I-I think... Yeah.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

Then look at it and tell me!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ the still male part of her mind was rather reluctant to look over the paper, but she does it anyway, her face bright red. after a moment, she nods. ] Okay, um... You take the cap off one end of the test to reveal whatever you're supposed to... Y-you know... On. Then you just hold it, um. Keep it under there for a few s-seconds... Then set it on a flat surface and we wait.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...O-Okay... I can do that...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I'll leave you to that... [ heads for the door! ]

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...Okay... [watches as she leaves]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ shuts it behind and proceeds to flail a bit from embarrassment in the hallway. ]