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*guess who's a vampiiiiiire now~. a newly turned one, too, and he's still a little hungry. so he's going to try to feed off ya~.*

((NSFW stuff up in hurr))

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No.

((LOL about that. even before I got into the restaraunt, I tripped over some tree roots [I was wearing heels] and annihalated myself. and coming out, I nearly fell down the front steps. xDDD))

You better not make yourself sick after I did this.

[ OMG. Are you trying to kill yourself on your birthday?? XDDDD ]

I won't.

((N-not really! I was just clumsy. xD that, and I had a double strawberry daquiri, and a double hpnotiq beach. loooooots of rum))

...are you still angry with me?

[ The rum is gone 'cause Pronnie drank it all. xD ]

No.

((LMAO there is something wrong if I can't stop laughing at that.))

*beams, quite pleased with that.*

[ ...how's about we pickle your head in some rum? XD ]

....

((H-how about we don't give Pronnie anymore booze for today?))

..I am sorry about before.

[ Drink water! It helps. 8D ]

Hm.

((Well, I'm not drunk, I just had enough for today. xD))

...when you see him, tell him I'm sorry.

[ You swear to drunk you're not god, right? |D ]

*nods* ...

((Yes, exactly. But hey, at least I'm coherent!))

I hope you two can be happy now.

[ True! Moreso than usual, I think. <<; ]

I hope...

((BOOZE. It helps with Pronnie's coherency!))

Just no biting on the kids, okay?

[ Sad, really. You're so weird. ]

*nods* I know.

((LOOK WHO'S TALKING.))

Good. You can feed from me if you have to. Heck, we could just share.

[ A NEW SITCOM. POT AND KETTLE. ]

Hm.

((STARING PRONNIE AND SOL.))

..I wonder if vampires have some kind of replationship title for when they get changed.

[ THAT'S A NEW CLEANER. PRONSOL. ]

You're asking the wrong person.

((LOL. BETTER THAN THE LEADING BRAND.))

Well, I still doubt it would be a good idea for me to go near him.

I would have to agree.

Bet he won't even be grateful for my help.

.....

...feh. Might be better for him to not know who did it anyways.

He'd probably find out sooner or later.