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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

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Ya know, they said the apartment was under construction but this is fuckin' crazy.

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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

There were this morning.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

This isn't your home, though.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talkin' about?

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

This is a different place than where you're from.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Riiight. Go back to playing, kid.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

It's true, though.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Sure it is. And I've got a bridge to sell you.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

But I don't need a bridge.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

No? Pity. Here I was hoping for some quick cash to pay the rent.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

...What do you mean?

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Bridges don't come cheap, you know.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

Why do you even have a bridge?

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

It was just sitting there all alone, so I took it home with me.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

How? Bridges are too big to carry.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

That's my secret.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Alright, kid. You were good enough to play along with me, so I'll do the same for you. If this isn't where I'm from, where the hell is it?

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

It's a place where people from different worlds come.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Fucking awesome. When do I get to meet the Klingons? Or how about elves or orcs? Or is this more of a Smurf thing?

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

...I don't know what those are.

Everyone here is versions of people from Auldrant, though...

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Too young to know the classics. You poor kids today.

Auldrant, huh? Now that's one I don't know.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

That's because you aren't from Auldrant.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

You don't say? You going to tell me that's where you're from?

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is where I'm from.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

How'd I know that was coming. So what's it like?