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[diazosx.livejournal.com]

...

Ya know, they said the apartment was under construction but this is fuckin' crazy.

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[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ okay, she can't stop her laughter this time. ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Obviously all women want to be dominated. *yeah, he's grinning while saying that.*

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

N-no!

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Oh? Did I nail it on the head?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You're going to have some interesting surprises on, um... Our first time, whenever that will be.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Just so long as you don't suddenly sprout a dick.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

You should know I don't have one.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Just sayin'.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Why, yes, I've been keeping a horrible secret from you.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

You must've seen some of the porn where the get one in the middle of it.

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I've never watched porn.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

...what century are you from?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Some people aren't morally depraved.

... [ stops suddenly again. ] A building.

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

I thought only nuns weren't.

*THUMP. right into her back.*

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ and she falls forward on the path. D: ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

*grabs at her shirt to try and stop her from falling, only to end up going down with her. and end up on top of her. 8/ *

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

[ s-squished gai. she gives a pained sound as he lands on top of her, otherwise making no effort to push him off just yet. shock! ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

... *mmm, Gai. nice, warm Gai. too bad it wasn't sunny-side up. ...can't hurt to pretend he's a bit too out of it to move, right?*

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Nngh... A-are you going to get off?

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

*shifts ever so slightly.* .....hmm?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm ready to lose my virginity in the middle of nowhere on a path anyone could take.

[ i can't stop listening to "still alive". i blame /b/ ]

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

The only virginity you'd lose from this position would be the back door.

[ XDDD ]

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

Off!

[diazosx.livejournal.com]

Not so surprising buttrape?

[carnivaljustice.livejournal.com]

N-n-not funny.