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[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[Luke saw in one of his pictures book an image of a cat sticking to the ceiling. Now he's throwing Monster, the kitten up repeatedly to see if it sticks as well]

[For the love of Lorelei, someone stop him before the cat dies ):]

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[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he feels for the poor cat but he is too stunned at the moment. He never thought of Luke as someone who abuses poor defenseless animals.]

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[It's not like he knows what he's doing. He thinks kittens sticking to ceilings is normal.]

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

[And now he is going to try to catch the kitten before Luke, to keep Luke from throwing it up again.]

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

...Hey! What are you doing?!

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

You're not suppose to do that to a cat. You're going to kill it.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

But the book said he could...[Points down at the book he was reading, which was opened on that particular page.]

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

...Luke not everything found in books is true. Somethings are just stories to entertain people.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[Luke doesn't get the concept of fiction that much, and just pouts at Asch]

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

[He looks around, then sighs and gives Luke a quick hug.] Do you want me to explain it to you?

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[Luke nods, but he makes a noise and stretches his arms for his cat]

[noblewhiner.livejournal.com]

[Asch holds the cat with one arm and gives Luke's sleeve a small tug before he sits down on the floor with the cat in his lap.] Sit down first.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[Luke sits down as told and wait for Asch to join him o:]

[fononfailure]

...LUKE!

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[Luke catches the mewing kitten on her way down, and looks back at Luke] ...Hi, mom! [And the kitty goes flying straight up again.]

[fononfailure]

*quickly snatches the poor cat before Luke can reach her again.* What the hell are you doing?

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[Makes a little noise of protest at her taking his kitten, before tilting his head to the side] I'm trying to get Monster to stick on the ceiling...

[fononfailure]

Do what? How? Why?? *you've broken her brain a little, Luke.*

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

The book said so. [And he points at a book at his feet, the incriminating page open]

[fononfailure]

*holds Monster close to her chest while she checks the book out.*

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[Luke bounces nervously on his heels, extending his arms as a sign of wanting his kitten back.]

[fononfailure]

Luke. Just because you see something in a book doesn't mean it's real.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Then why is it there...?

[fononfailure]

It's a story. And while we're on the subject, I don't want to ever hear about you threatening Asch's dog again. Got it?

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

I didn't threaten him. I haven't seen it.

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

I thought you liked the cat.