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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ even having gone through a very real zombie epidemic, there's no forgetting one of the greatest holidays toward the end of october... guy certainly couldn't.

that is precisely why he can be found outside of his house, hanging up decorations in all the colors of halloween and various icons we have come to associate with it. purple and orange lights reminiscent of christmas lights, garland of various colors, fake spider web... yeah, he's pimpin' out his house, halloween style. it's never too early to do this! by all means, he's late!

and he may just be rocking out to a certain song by the name of "thriller". you know the one. don't hate. ]

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[fononfailure]

I'm not his problem anymore. And I've caused him enough trouble.. Wish he had just tied me to the bed.... then I wouldn't keep hurting people.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Not his problem anymore?

[fononfailure]

Doesn't want to put up with my shit. He's through.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...

Well, fuck. If he's gone, I might as well tie you to a chair right now and keep you.

[fononfailure]

D..don't you dare.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Now, where did I put the rope...

[fononfailure]

Tch.. You wouldn't.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I would, actually.

[fononfailure]

Why? Though I seriously doubt that.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

If no one else is going to keep you from doing stupid shit, I will.

[fononfailure]

You can't cure an idiot of stupidity.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You can sure as hell try.

[fononfailure]

Again, why? I'm not your problem and you have other things to deal with.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I'm not as bad as everyone makes me out to be?

[fononfailure]

...I know you're not. But I'm not going to bother you as well.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

It's fine.

[fononfailure]

*sighs, going back to leaning on the chair.* Lets just get this done and over with.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Get what done? Me cleaning you up or tying you to the chair?

[fononfailure]

Cleaning. There's no way I'm letting you be a pervert and tie me up.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

What the hell, it's not like I'm going to go in for a grope.

[fononfailure]

That's still weird as shit. And there's nothing for you to grope, anyways.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Sure, I can find something to grope if I really wanted.

[fononfailure]

Only if you want to be racked in the nuts. He may not want me, but I'm still his.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Right, right...

[fononfailure]

Might nail you anyway if you so much a grab some rope.