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[Luke is always used to seeing his house full of random people. Today, he's standing in the middle of the living room, wondering where everyone went. He looks around and cuddles his stuffed rappig, sensing that there was something off]

...Dad? Mom? Anyone?

Where did everyone go?

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[fononfailure]

That's how he gets out.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

But you still haven't told me how he comes out.

[fononfailure]

...

Do you know how guys and girls are different?

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Uh...yes.

[fononfailure]

*this is a conversation Luke hoped to never have.*

Then you know girls have.. a hole down there, right?

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Yes, and boys have a stick.

[fononfailure]

Right. Well, the baby has to come out of that hole.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

...

Huh?!

[fononfailure]

*pats his head.* That's how they're born.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

But...

Aidan is pee?

[fononfailure]

What..? *OH LORELEI. WHY?? FACEPALM TIME.* N..no! There's a different hole for that...

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[Luke's face is stuck like D8]

[fononfailure]

... *while Luke's own face is very T____T;;*

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

How do babies become babies? Do you have to freeze them so you can touch them? [Like an ice cube 8D]

[fononfailure]

What...? They come out as babies, Luke.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

B-but isn't the hole little?

[fononfailure]

...that's why it hurts.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

[D: Trauma. He was better off believing babies were liquid.]

[fononfailure]

It happens all the time, Luke. It'll be okay.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Really?

[fononfailure]

Yeah... Asch'll be there to make sure Aidan is okay.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[fononfailure]

You'll be a good brother for him, I'm sure.

[royalbitchfit.livejournal.com]

M'gonna be the bestest bigger brother ever!

[fononfailure]

Just remember that babies, like cats, don't stick to things.