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[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*seems like high pitched shrieking is turning into a fad in the dressing room, because, deep in one of the many corridors, one is heard, followed by a string of loud profanity.

Yes, like many other victims of this place, Asch has been momentarily turned into a girl.*

((....jumping on the bandwagon is fun.))

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[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

This is something I really didn't want to know about.

[fononfailure]

The more you know the better off you are!

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

..Right, I'm going on a temporary abstinence until I figure out how to turn back into a guy.

[fononfailure]

Seriously? Do you think you'll be able to manage? It might take a long while! *griiiiins*

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

Don't make me hit you.

((wtf Lj, I want my notifs.))

[fononfailure]

...you hit me again and I'll tear you a new one.

[ Notifications have been shit for days. XP ]

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*mumbles* Like to see you try....

((Bah. w2g Lj.))

[fononfailure]

No, you wouldn't. It wouldn't be pretty. I'd give you plenty of piercings in places that would hurt a lot.

[ No kidding. I already canceled my auto payments. ]

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

...This is frustrating.

((sometimes I wish they could leave well enough alone.))

[fononfailure]

How so?

[ You are funny. If it's not broke, they have to screw with it. ]

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

I've popped out a pair of fucking boobs and lost all masculinity overnight.

((cut off their hands, then they won't screw with it.))

[fononfailure]

You lost your masculinity when you put that dress. Or maybe it was when you wore those heels and taught me to dance...

[ Crude but effective. I like. ]

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

Let me rephrase. Whatever was left of it is now gone. I want my dick back, dammit.

((I think half of the people on lj would agree to it, too.))

[fononfailure]

Be glad you at least got a nice set of boobs to make up for the lack of male parts. I'm stuck with nothing. *pokes a one of his bouncy bits absently.*

[ Or more than half. ]

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*disgruntled Asch is disgruntled* You can have them - I don't want them.

[fononfailure]

If you find a way to give them to me, let me know. Maybe Asch would like a change of size.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

Hm. *is trying to stand up straight* How can you walk with these things sticking out like this...

[fononfailure]

You think that's bad? Try having a kid. *tugs at her too-tight coat.*

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

...I'll pass.

[fononfailure]

Guess that's another reason you'll have to not sleep with anyone.

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

If only Luke's will was as strong.

[fononfailure]

So you're screwed? Literally?

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*just groans*

[fononfailure]

I bet it'll be a cute little thing~

[crimsongrunge.livejournal.com]

*just stares at her sourly*