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[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

Ana, can we have some of that really cool tape you had? Me and Luke need it so we can make him pretty!

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[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

Uh.

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

...what?

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

I'm lost. Why do you want my duct tape?

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

We're gonna tape oranges to him.

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

Why...?

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

It'll make him prettier when he wears his dress.

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

When he wears his... oh boy.

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

...what? It'll be pretty... he looks nice in them already, but this way it'll be bigger in the chest so he'll be prettier.

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

One, he's too young to have a chest. Two, oranges don't look realistic at all. Three, why the hell am I having a conversation with a kid about how to be a realistic drag queen?

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

But chests are what make girls pretty. And oranges are better than just putting toilet paper... and I don't know what a drag queen is.

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

... what.

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

...what?

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

Kid, who told you chests are what make girls pretty?

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

No one... I just thought that was right, 'cuz it's the only way girls look different, and girls are the only ones who are pretty normally.

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

It's not.

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

...that's what everyone says... but nobody can tell me why girls really are pretty and boys aren't.

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

It's because there's no set standard, but usually "pretty" is more feminine. After all, I look like the male Asches here, but my face is definitely female. A boy with my face would be considered "pretty."

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

But what makes your face look like a girl?

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

Well, how does my face differ from the others like me? Just the face, not counting anything I've added to it like my piercings or makeup.

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

I don't know... it just is. But I can't make Luke look pretty if I don't know why yours is pretty...

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

Some guys... just aren't pretty. They're cute, they're handsome, but not pretty. Their faces are too masculine.

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

...Luke's cute, though... and he's still little, so he looks kinda like a girl...

Do you think make-up would make him pretty?

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

Why do I get stuck with the awkward questions...?

... *sighs* I don't know if it's a good idea to let someone that young crossdress. And no, no makeup. There's a reason why we don't let kids under a certain age wear makeup.

[littlesacredash.livejournal.com]

He always wears dresses, though... he likes it a lot, I don't wanna make him stop...

Why can't he wear make-up?

[bloodymelodic.livejournal.com]

People tend to ridicule those that don't follow social norms.

And because kids cake that shit on to the point it's ugly.