abyssdressing | (no subject)

What?! No, I wouldn't do that. [he would if he could] ...that's fontech, right? I've never seen something like that before. [finger twitch. must touch and take apart]

[Gives him a flat look] Oh, no. I know that look...if I give it to you, you're going to take it apart, and then I'd be forced to eat you alive, kid.

Come on, just a quick look. Please? I promise I won't take it apart~ [gives him a confident look - Don't do it Luke, you'd never get it back]

Unfortunately, I deal with a Guy who is six years older than you, and I've known him since I was ten. Whenever he would say something like that, my stuff would never.make.it.back.alive.

[b-but the fontech!] ...not even when you're standing right next to me?

You might have a screwdriver hidden in your vest thingy, or you might run off with it. I'd have to strip you and tie you to a tree if you wanted to see it.

[...takes off gloves and his vest, holding it out to Luke because dignity? It's for people who haven't met fontech yet] Just... 10 seconds?

[Snorts at that, because he couldn't believe he was that desperate.] Alright, alright...[Sits down and moves his messenger back to the side] Sit here.

[flops down on the ground and acts like a little kid on Christmas]

This thing is in English, and I understand people from your world don't know it...[Moves to put the headphones on his ears] All that shows on the screen is the name of the songs. This button here [Points at play] Stops the song, and plays it back. These two here [Left and right button] changes the songs and if you spin your finger lightly over this [And shows him how] You make the volume go up.

[And goes to the "All songs" setting.] Press play when you're ready.

[doesn't have an appropriate icon for Guys level of glee/happiness] Alright, thanks. So it plays songs... [presses play and blinks when the music starts - he's in heaven and his fingers are really itching but he's being nice and behaves]

[And Luke's thinking "Good thing he doesn't know what I carry in my bag" as he watches in amusement, watching the kid nearly having seizures in excitement.]

[tilts his head at Luke when he sees that amused look] What's so funny?

It's just funny watching you go nuts like this.

Haha... Sorry. [smiles and finally stops listening] Thanks for giving it to me. But you should take it before I give into temptation and run off with it.

[And takes it back, putting the tiny iPod back in his pocket.] It's cool, I know how you people go insane over technology. Or..."Fontech", as I think you call it.

I guess it's a trait we Guys share. [aaand now he's peering at Luke's bag with a gleam in his eyes] Do you have more stuff like that in there?

[...Oh, boy.] Um. I-I do...

[tempted... tempted...! giving in now and pounces at the bag]

[AKJSakljfakl FALCON ~~PUNCH~~ SHOVE] Down, boy! Down!

[Guy uses kicked puppy look!] S-sorry. [still gives the bag a longing look]

Watch it, or I might have to neuter you. The stuff in here can break, moron.

...sorry. [rubs the back of his head and sighs. Also inches away from the bag because it's like, calling him]

I'll show what's in here, but I swear to freaking God that I will bite your nuts off if you manage to do something bad to it.

[is kind of weirded out by Lukes... interesting choice of words] [and he sits down on his hands because he likes being male]