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[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Holy... [Looking down at some recently developed photos] Ow. Ewwww. Oh ew, broken neck. Ewwwww, someone shot him. Man, gruesome deaths.

... and they look like him. Man, I hope you're okay, because I still need to kill you for this. [looks at another photo] ... UGH.

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[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Wild mushroom risotto.

[engel]

.... [ Fancy. He knows some cooking terms, though he's far from proficient at more complicated dishes. He'll just have to wing it. ]

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

It's just rice and mushrooms, right? [picks up a bag of rice, frowning at it]

[engel]

For the most part. [ Gathers the needed ingredients together, carefully measuring everything out. ]

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[engel]

Yes?

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

... I don't get this!

[engel]

What do you not understand?

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

The rice is hard, and it should be soft. And- well, what's all this for?

[engel]

...have you never seen uncooked food before?

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

I haven't had to. Father has a chef.

[engel]

Of all the ridiculous.. [ Takes the bag of rice and thumps it on the counter. ] This is rice before it has been cooked.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

[engel]

[ Goes on to explain all the various ingredients. ]

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

... uh huh...

[engel]

...you are not understanding any of this, are you?

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Uh huh... [it's going so far over his head that air traffic control is asking it to identify itself]

[engel]

... [ Resists the urge to smack both himself and the re- Luke. ]

Forget it.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Uh... oh. Sorry, it's just... a lot of stuff.

[engel]

Something simple would be best for teaching you, I must admit.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Well, then, can I eat now and learn later?

[engel]

Hmm... Your attention span does become close to nil when your stomach is empty. So yes, you may.

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

... [smacks him upside the head]

[engel]

[ Oh no you didn't. ] ... [ Smacks Luke on the head. ]

[crimsonobsurca.livejournal.com]

Ow! ... [pushes him]