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[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Luke is sitting with his laptop beneath a tree near his house, spazzing out because he found a strange internet signal. Since he was bored, he decided to wander around Wikipedia, somehow managing to land on this particular link. Funny thing is that he was reading about Dolphins when he first started.]

...This is like educational 4chan.

[He's very amused.]

[ooc: Kie's tired of emo from this one, so 8D come bug him if you're interested on the internet/the slightly NSFW wiki link he's reading >>]

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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Whatcha looking at?

[fononfailure]

..... *have a replica gaping over your shoulder, Luke.*

[ ROFL. OMG. I LOVE YOU. XDD ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Reading quietly, not noticing you're there yet] ...partner crosses their feet behind their head, or at least puts the...

[fononfailure]

*leans closer.* W..woah.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[And jumps in place, looking at her with wide eyes] Ch-christ, woman! Give a little warning before sneaking up on me, Will ya?

[fononfailure]

*is still entranced with what's on his screen.* Sorry! But what in the hell are you looking at?!

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Looks up at her. Well, she doesn't know English, so as long as he doesn't see the pictures...] I'm was just reading stuff about Dolphins...[Not an entire lie either]

1/2

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ peers over his shoulder ] What's a dol--

2/2

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Wh-what are those people doing?!

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...They're doing couple stuff?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure, really. I was reading about dolphins and I somehow ended here clicking links...

[fononfailure]

Dolphins.. links.. Hey, I didn't think you do it that way... *no, she isn't listening very much.*

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ leans in closer ] ...Wow. They're making funny faces.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

These blue words here, when you click them, they take you to another bunch of text. I clicked and clicked until I somehow got here.

...

Me neither, I didn't even know someone could bend like that.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...You're only focusing on their faces?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Why they doing those weird positions? [ /not getting it at all ]

[fononfailure]

Who cares about the text, the pictures are the interesting part!

...

Something like this could make life very interesting for a long time.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...Ooookay. Closing the computer now.

[fononfailure]

What? Hey, come on! I wanna look!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

And now I need to put a parental block on your computer...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

Hell no, I'm gaining valuable information here.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

They're having hot, wild, sex?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...I'm afraid to ask why.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Valuable information that you're going to use on me in horribly dirty ways.

...Here. [ holds out a plastic bag to him. or, well, kind of to him. he's sort of leaning next to him on said tree.]

[fononfailure]

That way I might be able to make Asch beg for once.