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[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Luke is sitting with his laptop beneath a tree near his house, spazzing out because he found a strange internet signal. Since he was bored, he decided to wander around Wikipedia, somehow managing to land on this particular link. Funny thing is that he was reading about Dolphins when he first started.]

...This is like educational 4chan.

[He's very amused.]

[ooc: Kie's tired of emo from this one, so 8D come bug him if you're interested on the internet/the slightly NSFW wiki link he's reading >>]

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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Whatcha looking at?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Looks up at her. Well, she doesn't know English, so as long as he doesn't see the pictures...] I'm was just reading stuff about Dolphins...[Not an entire lie either]

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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ peers over his shoulder ] What's a dol--

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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Wh-what are those people doing?!

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...They're doing couple stuff?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ leans in closer ] ...Wow. They're making funny faces.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...You're only focusing on their faces?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Why they doing those weird positions? [ /not getting it at all ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

They're having hot, wild, sex?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

......What's sex?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Siigghhhh] I'm not going to discuss that with you. Go get your caretaker to explain it to you.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Hey! Why not!

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Because that's something your Mother, or father, or your caretaker should explain, not me. I wouldn't know how to explain it either.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Is it bad?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Uh...yes and no. Again, ask your caretaker, because I really don't know how to explain crap like this.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

But if it's something bad Gai won't tell me!

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Sure she would. Trust me, this is a question everyone asks, and that everyone your age should know.

Again, I'm not good enough to answer it. [And to distract her from the topic, he puts kittens on wikipedia :3 Awwww kittens?]

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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I think you should just--

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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Oooh kitties!

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes...fuzzy little kittens. [Scrolls down.]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ kneels down next to him ] They're so cute!

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Opens a tab, and starts showing her some lolcats (http://icanhascheezburger.com/) reading the captions to her in a funny voice, since she couldn't read English]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ totally doesn't get it but is pleased because they are kitties ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Just snorts...he wonders if hamsters are any better.]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Can I have your magic screen thing?