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[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Luke is sitting with his laptop beneath a tree near his house, spazzing out because he found a strange internet signal. Since he was bored, he decided to wander around Wikipedia, somehow managing to land on this particular link. Funny thing is that he was reading about Dolphins when he first started.]

...This is like educational 4chan.

[He's very amused.]

[ooc: Kie's tired of emo from this one, so 8D come bug him if you're interested on the internet/the slightly NSFW wiki link he's reading >>]

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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Whatcha looking at?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Looks up at her. Well, she doesn't know English, so as long as he doesn't see the pictures...] I'm was just reading stuff about Dolphins...[Not an entire lie either]

1/2

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ peers over his shoulder ] What's a dol--

2/2

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Wh-what are those people doing?!

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...They're doing couple stuff?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ leans in closer ] ...Wow. They're making funny faces.

[fononfailure]

..... *have a replica gaping over your shoulder, Luke.*

[ ROFL. OMG. I LOVE YOU. XDD ]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Reading quietly, not noticing you're there yet] ...partner crosses their feet behind their head, or at least puts the...

[fononfailure]

*leans closer.* W..woah.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[And jumps in place, looking at her with wide eyes] Ch-christ, woman! Give a little warning before sneaking up on me, Will ya?

[fononfailure]

*is still entranced with what's on his screen.* Sorry! But what in the hell are you looking at?!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

And now I need to put a parental block on your computer...

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

Hell no, I'm gaining valuable information here.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Valuable information that you're going to use on me in horribly dirty ways.

...Here. [ holds out a plastic bag to him. or, well, kind of to him. he's sort of leaning next to him on said tree.]

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[Looks up at him and takes the bag] What is it?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Energy drinks and a ton of snacks I just threw in the bag.

[innersanctity.livejournal.com]

What is that?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

...

It was supposed to be dolphins, now it became educational sex time.

[innersanctity.livejournal.com]

How... how... *flushed*

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Trust me, I'm wondering the same thing myself.

[innersanctity.livejournal.com]

[hand over her mouth]

[rappigluvin.livejournal.com]

*sneak sneak, looks over* That's interesting.

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

[asndjaksjfk FRIGHT.] Damn it! Why does everyone appear here out of nowhere!

[rappigluvin.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the norm here?

[tothedeathofus.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, but this is my house, and my tree. [rawrrawrrawr--Oh, that position looks interesting.]