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*so here's Asch, in the kitchen, looking over random food nutrition labels, frowning slightly at them. someone's having a bit of a mid-life crisis...*

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But I do. Might as well eat healthy while I'm at it.

But all the good things you cook aren't healthy. (opens a package of cookies he was looking at)

I can make a few modifications so they still taste good and are healthy.

...it's not the same, though. I like them how they are. (just munching on the cookies now, looking at labels completely forgotten)

I can still make them just as tasty, though.

You're sure?

Very sure.

...fine. If they aren't good, though, you have to make me the normal ones anyway. I don't need to go on a diet, I eat fine.

*sighs* Fine, that's only if the first ones aren't good.

...thanks.

So, why the sudden urge to go on a diet?

No reason.

...you're weird.

Gee, thanks.

Sorry... It's true, though. I still like you, though.

*ruffles his hair gently* Glad to know.

It'd be boring if you were like all the other Asches, anyway.

Good thing I'm not. I don't wanna have a perpetual scowl on my face all day long.

It wouldn't look right on you, I think.

*gives him a mock scowl*

(laughs, incredibly amused) Yeah, it looks really out of place.

Look at me, I'm Asch and I look like I swallowed a bug.

(looks away, trying to stop himself from laughing)

I eat bugs for breakfast so I can look like this all the time!

...I wouldn't actually be surprised. (still smiling but stops laughing at that, actually considering it)

You know, certain insects are cooked and served with food because they offer a rich source of protein.