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[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[Guess who's back. Back again. Jade is back. Tell some some friends. Anyways, with how warm the weather is nowadays, you kinda wondered how this smiling Jade keep his cool with his layered Malkuth uniform and all. What's even more amazing is that he is able to read a huge textbook about science and fonons and other complex stuff while sitting behind his stand under a big umbrella for shade. A sign above his lemonade stand now reads:]

"FEELING HOT? BORED? BOTHERED? NEED HELP? 5 GALD FOR SOUND ADVICE.

ICED COFFEE OR TEA IS 10 GALD. CAFFEINATED OR DECAFFEINATED? YOUR CHOICE.

THE DOCTOR IS IN."

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[prismshards]

...... [ Hells bells. What the heck is this. ]

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[MADNESS, THAT'S WHAT. From his book, Jade looks up, and gives Luke a creepy polite smile which can give anyone the shivers.]

Good afternoon, Luke.

[prismshards]

[ WAY TO GIVE THE POOR REPLICA THE WILLIES, JADE. If Luke had begun to think this place was somewhat normal, those thoughts were now crushed. ]

Uh... hi.

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[That reminds me of that one episde where he calls Luke a naughty boy lol. Jade crushes all that is normal.]

How are you?

[prismshards]

[ rofl I had no idea he said anything to that effect. Luke would like to think he's somewhat normal... ]

Okay, thanks. How's business?

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

...This again?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

Did you actually make anything last time?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

Last time, it's lemonade. This time is coffee.

[scarletmother.livejournal.com]

*:O* Oh my...doing a business, sir Curtiss?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[Does a little bow, like the gentleman he is.]

Yes, Lady Fabre. Your son is a honest customer.

[scarletmother.livejournal.com]

Oh is he? I'm happy to hear he is. How has my son been doing if I might ask?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[If Jade can be brutally honest, he would give him an F+. He smiles.]

He's doing fine as a citizen.

[vindicatedchild.livejournal.com]

... Jade sorry for asking, but did Peony put you up to this?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

Nope. This is just a hobby of mine when I'm bored.

[vindicatedchild.livejournal.com]

{Truth; he'd hate to see him when he's doing something. Regardless, he takes a seat and sets 15 gald on the stand.}

.. No harm in trying I guess.

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[He takes the gald in his pocket, still smiling. Jade is too amused.]

Coffee or tea?

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

...Is coffee good with ice?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[Moar redheads! Jade is gonna add this one to the statistics!]

Why, hello there~. And yes, it is. Unless you prefer to drink hot under this weather!

[unspokengrief.livejournal.com]

No... I don't even like coffee. I just didn't know you could do that.

Don't you have any good drinks?

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

I have many amazing talents, hobbies, and interests.

I have [Points to his sign] tea.

a little late, but I can't help but notice the lack of an Anise!

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[Have an Anise, Colonel! Just hanging around, hell if she'll ever pay for something she can get for free whenever.]

Hi, Colonel~! How's business~?

[ooc: feel free to ignore! ._.]

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[The entire set-up is a joke. Jade knows you can get everything for free here, but he just using this to get people's attention. Why? Cause he's bored.]

Why, hello Anise. [He smiles, amused.] Business is slow, but steady.

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

You mean some people are actually buying this stuff from you~?

... That's pretty cool!

[fononphase.livejournal.com]

[Only the redheads fell for this stunt so far, Anise.]

Yes, they do.

Would you like one? It's on the house.