Now the Fun starts - 001

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[Hello, citizens! Have a cheery little Anise in the city's square. It looks like she's setting something up here, oh my. Tokunaga's a small way's off to the side, large, and has what seems to be a pouch near him. Uh oh, another "Get-Rich-Quick" scheme. But what's she going to do this time?

Anise strikes a pose before her eyes lid. She starts to sing a moment later, voice soft]

The French are glad to die.... For Love~

[She then blares into song, dancing along as well.]

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental~
But diamonds are a girl's best friend!
A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental!
On your humble flats~
Or help you feed your - ah... - pussycat~ &hearts

Men grow cold as girl's grow old!
And we all lose our charms in the end...
But square-cup or pear-shaped, these rocks don't lose their shape!
DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!

[She swings around, dancing smoothly.]

'Cause we are liiiving in a material world,
And I am a material... girl! [She winks and blows a kiss.]


...Come and get me, boys~ &hearts






[Ooc: I was totally enabled into this. 8| And I regret NOTHING. Plus, you know you all love it, you pedobears.

EDIT: Also, a head's up. Most likely everyone - or close to - will be getting double-teamed by the twins. Just a fair warning. :|b They won't take no for an answer. Gald MAY appease them... for a while.]

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[allthatdies]

[Where small children are singing songs about pussy cats...There will be a mildly amused Van watching them.]

Those are some interesting...song selections.

this was inevitable, wasn't it.

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[The winged!Anise whirls around. And makes a face.]

We're not singing for creepy old guys, sorry~

[ooc: And her twin is currently not around, so tags continue in your morning! D:]

HERE I AM! *sparklepose*

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[Ohgod, creepy!pedo senses tingling. The unwinged Anise wheels around and puffs out her cheeks. Looking much like this --> >:I ]

Speak of the devil... Yeah, but there's an admission fee. Pay up - it's fifty gald.

[allthatdies]

...I didn't realize that public singing required an admission fee.

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

We make special exceptions for people like you. [She makes a face too. Like this one --> >:T]

[allthatdies]

Ah, I'm a special exception? Should I feel proud?

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you should! Because you're so special, we're upping the fee to 100 gald!

[allthatdies]

[Van smiles like a true bastard.] A shame the girls aren't, 'cute' enough to be worth the fee. I'll best save my money for something that's less of a waste.

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[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[OH YOU DID NOT JUST.]

What was that?! We are so totally cute! You wouldn't know cute if it hit you in the face, boo!

[Unlike her nonwinged!twin, winged!Anise still has Tokunaga with her. Which is why it's suddenly in her hands, about to grow to its huge-mongous size.]

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[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[Oh HELL no. This Anise may not have Tokunaga directly with her, but he's off in the background a few feet away, already huge and just dying for a good thrashing.]

We're cuter than you at least! BOO! And maybe cute should hit you in the face...

[allthatdies]

[Van raises a brow, but moves one foot back, ready to draw his sword and defend himself if needed. However, his smile still doesn't fade.]

I didn't realize that pummeling enemies was a thing cute girls did. Am I mistaken in that?

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[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, Van, the Anises won't attack you. They're spitfires, both of them, but they're not completely stupid, either. ♥]

Of course you didn't - it's not like you would know anything about cute girls. [She turns to her twin and whispers very audibly - ] I always thought he swung the other way you know~?

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[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[Well, not that stupid, at least. They know where to draw the line with their insults, too, as soon as they see your hand go to that sword, Van, they're gonna book it. 8)b]

Yeah, when was the last time you were approached by anything considered cute? Mieu wouldn't even spit in your direction. [She whispers right back, in the same tone.] Oh, definitely. Why else would he want to pal around Luke, Asch, and Guy so much? Maybe we should warn the Colonel~?

[allthatdies]

[Van does like feeling as though he has the upperhand so he's be quite content with this verbal sparring match staying that way.]

I doubt you're old enough to share my, exploits with. [However, the whispers don't go unheard and he frowns slightly.] ...I'm afraid I didn't hear what you said, could you repeat that?