abyssdressing | (no subject)

It's not being prudish! It's polite! [ Is going to go sulk in the hall and you can't stop him. ]

[No, no you're not. We're not stopping, we're going with you.] Oh chill out. I'm wearing a shirt now, aren't I?

Go eat your dinner. [ And it's a good thing you are wearing a damned shirt or else we might have to bodily throw you into that room. ]

[Reaches out and takes his hand with her own (now oddly small) one.] Come with me, then.

Now that you're properly dressed, fine. [ Sighs, running his thumb over the much more delicate fingers. It's Luke's room, so he'll let her lead. ]

[Smiles, taking a moment to lean back toward him, rolling onto her toes to kiss his forehead.] It's not like either of us were expecting me to walk out of the shower with tits.

[ Makes an indignant noise that greatly resembles a ruffled bird and stares down his nose at her. ] --had I been expecting to be greeted by female, I would've brought you clothes that fit.

This fits all right. I'll get a bra when I'm done eating. [Squeezes his hand.]

It's too tight. [ Jerks his head to the side, ushering her in. ]

You just like boobs. [Releases his hand and wanders over to the food. Glees quietly.]

Where'd you get that idea from? [ Takes a seat on the edge of the bed. Facing the opposite direction. ]

[Grins coyly over her shoulder.] Just a hunch.

Keep your mind out of the gutter, please. [ Catches that grin and goes back to sulking. ]

Hey, I make a cute chick. I can't fault you. [Brb eating your delicious food.]

That may be true, but it has nothing to do with what I find appealing. [ GOOD. Keeps your mouth shut. ]

[Pffft yeah right. Remember, we're not a lady. Although she does have the decency to chew and sort of shunt the mouthful of food against one cheek before talking.] Mind coming with me to find more suitable clothes, then? Since you seem to have a good idea of what'd be best.

[ Hey, he can hope, can't he? And you're still a lady in our book. ] ...if you would like the company, I have no problem going with you. [ That way he can pick out clothes that don't give off an air of Luke being pervert bait. ]

[Suppose one can't stop him from hoping, no. Swallows her food and smiles.] Great. Soon as I'm done eating, we'll go hit up one of the stores, then. [Only bait for you, love. ♥]

[ You'd think by now he'd catch a clue, but no. He just sighs and ambles about the room to collect a jacket and hat for her along with a cape of some sort for himself. ] Take your time. There is no rush.

[Nom nom.] 's is really good, by the way.

I thought you might need something to eat. [ Read: You don't take care of yourself, idiot. ]

Man, I'm always down with eating your food. Take a look in the lefthand cabinet over there; I tend to live almost entirely on packaged food and fruit otherwise. [Also note the half-full fruit basket. Kid likes fruit. Namely tomatoes, peaches, and cucumbers. rofl phallic symbols.]

[ Does indeed scan the contents of what must be Luke's food stash -- and promptly FACEPALMS. Did no one teach the replica about decent nutrition?! It wasn't that hard to walk your ass down to the nearest kitchen for meat. She gets shot a very disapproving look. ] You keep this up and I'll take to following you with a cookbook until you learn.

Hey I do put chicken in the ramen sometimes. And at least three times a week I go make a salad with almonds in it because almonds are fuckin' good. [Cleaning the plate you left for him, by the way. Apparently being a girl gives him more places to put it.]

[ There would be room even if he weren't a girl. His head sure is empty enough. ] That should be closer to three times a day, idiot. [ The insult has the air of being a pet name more than anything else. And he's now slicing up one of the peaches. ]