[He doesn't bathe with them on--nor sleep, for that matter--regardless of how it might deteriorate his eyes more quickly. It was best to keep them out of the water. He would go blind one day because of his own youthful foolishness, but now was not the time to worry about that. He had a good thirty years before that with his glasses, at least.]

Hm~? I've been here, Luke. Maybe you should learn the fine art of paying attention.

Especially when you go around half-drowning the elderly.