Spa Room/JADE EMBARRASSMENT ROOM.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[And it appears one of the most obnoxious Jades in the dressing room is wandering around. Lo and behold, he comes across a nice-looking building, decorated and quite snazzy. It was all gold trim and lush red paint. Viewing the inside through the glass pane door, he could see it was just as lavish on the inside as it was on the outside.]

[And the word 'SPA' is across the top in fonic glyphs. Well, well. Can't blame a man for trying it out.]

[So he rents a bathing suit--damn, just like the one Peony made him wear in the Keterburg version of the spa--and goes to change into the navy speedo-like suit in the back rooms. It appears the spa is deserted for now, save for the clerk at the front desk. Albeit her eyes looked a bit... dead.]

[No one else here? Well, we'll just carry the robes, then, and make our way over to the hot spring water. He'll just test it with his toe before dipping in and leaving his towel and robes at the side for later. The glasses were coming off, and his hair was going to be tied up in a psuedo-bun at the back of his head. Aah~ This was the life~]

[[OOC: EVER BEEN SUBJECTED TO EMBARRASSMENT BY COLONEL JADE CURTISS? HAVE YOU HAD TO ENDURE THE TORTUROUS AND SNIDE MOCKING FROM THIS OLD MAN FOR YEARS? COME DISH OUT A BIT OF WHAT HE'S BEEN MISSING TO THE TWAT. Side-effects may include: dry mouth, heavy breathing, flushed face, increased respiration, and elevated heartbeat in females (and some males). Other side-effects may include: repulsion, vomiting, and uncontrollable laughter.]]

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1/3 and this post is win.<3

[uncutejade.livejournal.com]

[ Yet another obnoxious Jade enters the spa, also hoping for some rest and relaxation away from the others. It's been a long night, and he's greatly looking forwards to a relaxing bath and perhaps later on even a hot stone treatment or massage. Dressed in his own navy blue speedo--this one with a golden Malkuth crest, another gift from the emperor-- and his towel in hand, the not nearly as much of an old fogy!Jade steps into the room, humming to himself... ]

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[uncutejade.livejournal.com]

[ ...and sees the older!Jade already there, reclining in the hot spring. He takes note of the discarded robe and towel. Well well, this was a bit awkward... ]

3/3 sorry for the spam :D

[uncutejade.livejournal.com]

My my. I'm afraid I don't know what's worse. Another me here, or someone else entirely.

Although I suppose it's comforting that we're somewhat consistent across dimensions.

SPAM ME ALL YOU'D LIKE.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[Jade's just relaxing in the water up to his shoulders... Oh Lorelei. He's a bit embarrassed being caught in such a situation, but by himself? It wasn't half as embarrassing as it could be. Awkward, though.]

I haven't quite had the chance to develop a pot belly like some of my older colleagues, thank you.

I SHALL THEN

[uncutejade.livejournal.com]

I was referring to our propensity for visiting the spa.

But, it's good that we haven't let ourselves go just yet. Those strawberry shortcakes and Engeve chocolates can be can be quite detrimental to our figure, after all.

*SNERK* You actually did it, ilu~ <3

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[As if you didn't see it coming The colonel may hear a familiar voice on the other side of the sliding door as well as footsteps drawing near.]

Jeez, does everyone around here look like zombies!? Whatever, at least this place is free~ I can stay as long as I want and no one can stop me! Kinda weird this place had my bathing suit, though. At least it's cute, I'll have to thank Peony lat--

[The little Guardian, dressed in her spa outfit, two plump and messy buns on her head, pulls open the sliding door and freezes. Her Large chocolate brown eyes go even wider as her eyes rove over the very much unclothed body of her colonel - albeit him being a few years older. She becomes redder than a flame and can't, for all her efforts, peels her eyes off him.]

...

. . .

[And she promptly just slams the sliding door shut and walks away to go die in a hole or something.]

Of course I did~! I wish you could throw Dist in here, too.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[Jade's currently on the edge of the spring, swishing his legs through the water. Too bad you couldn't see those, too, Anise.]

[For all of his complaints about being old and weak, he certainly doesn't look the part. Slender as he may be, he had quite a bit of muscle tone to him that was hidden under that unflattering uniform, along with a few faded scars, no doubt from his earlier days as a soldier. There wasn't a soldier who got by without at least one from battle.]

[The voice does make him freeze for a moment before he grabs for anything to cover himself. How inappropriate! He actually manages a blush as he throws the robe over him, but... too late. Anise was already gone.]

[... Hand, meet face.]

Dist likes being able to SEE, thanks. :|

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[And here in Anise, in the corner of the dressing room, lightly thunking her head on the wall. Ow. Okay, that's enough of that. She halts her headwalling and sighs heavily.]

Guess we're not taking a bath today huh, Tokunag--[She peeks over she shoulder and blinks.] Tokunaga?!

[She looks around, then immediately groans, holding her head in seeming agony. She had a feeling she knew exactly where her plush doll was. Yes, Jade, have a grinning cat doll in his own bathing suit grinning happily at you from the floor where Anise dropped him. 'Sup? :D ♥]

Oh, noooo...I can't believe this!

Jade needs more dreck.

[fononfailure]

[ A snazzy spa for a snazzy colonel only seems appropriate, and what better way to ruin the peaceful tranquility Jade has found than by one of the most childish people he knows paying a visit?

Having discovered the building shortly after Jade had, a certain redhead had scurried back home for the proper swimming attire -- typical red trunks accompanied by the cropped black top -- and returned just as quickly. Only pausing long enough at the door to check where the water was, Luke made a quick dash for the water and cannonballed right in.

Spa, pool, it never mattered to Luke. ]

Especially your dreck.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[OHGODWHATHTEHELL--]

[Oh. It's you, Luke. Jade will be wiping the water off his face. Oh~ This is the fun Luke~ He waited for her to come back up before speaking.]

Well, well. I have a visitor.

She loves you, Jade~

[fononfailure]

[ Waiting usually helps, given how hard it is to hear underwater. Hey, at least you were smart enough to take your glasses off, colonel~ The sound of his voice nearly makes her ponytail stand up on end as she whips around in search of the voice's source. Blinks. When did you get here? ]

Whaa--! Jade! Don't go sneaking up on people like that!

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

[Asch was expecting the place to be empty, as many places seemed to be, so he was rather surprised to see someone there already. But when he saw who it was he just stopped and stared.]

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[Jade doesn't notice Asch there yet, and he just washes over his arms, sinking lower in the water and relaxing.]

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

...Couldn't you wear something that covered more?

[allthatdies]

[It's been a long time since he's last been in a spa, and it certainly wouldn't hurt to indulge himself this one time could it? There was already a convenient bathrobe and a fitting pair of swimtrucks available and seemingly no-one else around-]

...Colonel Curtiss. I, wasn't expecting to see you here.

[Was such a small swimsuit truly necessary?]

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

...

[Oh... god. Someone kill him now.]

[He'll be going for that towel to cover himself. It was the only swimsuit available in his size, damn his luck. He was in the water, but... well, you could still see his torso.]

Commandant. I wasn't expecting you to come here.

[allthatdies]

[The sight is gone now but the vision is still burned into his mind. For as long as his short live shall continue, he will likely still remember the sight. If only the Colonel was younger...

Van coughs and politely looks past him.]

I suppose it should be expected that people would, join a public spa.

...I don't suppose you know where there may be another hot spring?

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[rappigdahouse.livejournal.com]

[And so Peony comes in and enters through the sliding door. He felt entitled to have a relaxing day at the spa, he's Emperor after all. Wearing only a pair of sandals and swim trunks, he came prepared with lots of towels on hand.]

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[rappigdahouse.livejournal.com]

[Of course, horrors of horrors, Peony didn't come alone! He whistles and make kissy noises in the air.]

Come on, Cute Jade!

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[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

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[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

OUT, Your Majesty. Please.

1/2 I COULDN'T RESIST

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

...

[Jade, have a fraccion. A fraccion that is currently staring at you in mild surprise and... something else. He stands there for a long moment, trying to find the right way to phrase this...]

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[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

...Jade, given the size of that bathing suit, I am truly starting to question your relationship with his majesty.

placeholder tag for when I come back after the weekend |D

[fonmasterpink.livejournal.com]

[A spa? Well, now. Last time she was in one of these, Guy told her she didn't have anything to show off. How long has it been? FML!Anise decides it can't hurt to try it out. So she wanders in and rents a swimsuit,. When she eventually finds her way into the room with the hot spring, she's decked out in a bathrobe - what were you thinking? - and heads straight for one of the reclining chairs to set down her towel and - yes, that's her Tokunaga with her. She hasn't seen the Colonel being decidedly un-Colonel like in his state of undress there, though. Busy finger combing her long dark hair and toeing off her slippers, taking her sweet time before trying out the water.]

|Db Late tag, but you're going to be later~

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[It's a good thing Jade has managed to slip into the water before you came along, Anise. He will, however, be noticing you trying out the water. And he'll sink just a tad lower... This was really the last person he wanted to catch here.]

I would think Tokunaga would enjoy the water as well, hm?