Spa Room/JADE EMBARRASSMENT ROOM.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[And it appears one of the most obnoxious Jades in the dressing room is wandering around. Lo and behold, he comes across a nice-looking building, decorated and quite snazzy. It was all gold trim and lush red paint. Viewing the inside through the glass pane door, he could see it was just as lavish on the inside as it was on the outside.]

[And the word 'SPA' is across the top in fonic glyphs. Well, well. Can't blame a man for trying it out.]

[So he rents a bathing suit--damn, just like the one Peony made him wear in the Keterburg version of the spa--and goes to change into the navy speedo-like suit in the back rooms. It appears the spa is deserted for now, save for the clerk at the front desk. Albeit her eyes looked a bit... dead.]

[No one else here? Well, we'll just carry the robes, then, and make our way over to the hot spring water. He'll just test it with his toe before dipping in and leaving his towel and robes at the side for later. The glasses were coming off, and his hair was going to be tied up in a psuedo-bun at the back of his head. Aah~ This was the life~]

[[OOC: EVER BEEN SUBJECTED TO EMBARRASSMENT BY COLONEL JADE CURTISS? HAVE YOU HAD TO ENDURE THE TORTUROUS AND SNIDE MOCKING FROM THIS OLD MAN FOR YEARS? COME DISH OUT A BIT OF WHAT HE'S BEEN MISSING TO THE TWAT. Side-effects may include: dry mouth, heavy breathing, flushed face, increased respiration, and elevated heartbeat in females (and some males). Other side-effects may include: repulsion, vomiting, and uncontrollable laughter.]]

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1/3 and this post is win.<3

[uncutejade.livejournal.com]

[ Yet another obnoxious Jade enters the spa, also hoping for some rest and relaxation away from the others. It's been a long night, and he's greatly looking forwards to a relaxing bath and perhaps later on even a hot stone treatment or massage. Dressed in his own navy blue speedo--this one with a golden Malkuth crest, another gift from the emperor-- and his towel in hand, the not nearly as much of an old fogy!Jade steps into the room, humming to himself... ]

2/3

[uncutejade.livejournal.com]

[ ...and sees the older!Jade already there, reclining in the hot spring. He takes note of the discarded robe and towel. Well well, this was a bit awkward... ]

3/3 sorry for the spam :D

[uncutejade.livejournal.com]

My my. I'm afraid I don't know what's worse. Another me here, or someone else entirely.

Although I suppose it's comforting that we're somewhat consistent across dimensions.

*SNERK* You actually did it, ilu~ <3

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[As if you didn't see it coming The colonel may hear a familiar voice on the other side of the sliding door as well as footsteps drawing near.]

Jeez, does everyone around here look like zombies!? Whatever, at least this place is free~ I can stay as long as I want and no one can stop me! Kinda weird this place had my bathing suit, though. At least it's cute, I'll have to thank Peony lat--

[The little Guardian, dressed in her spa outfit, two plump and messy buns on her head, pulls open the sliding door and freezes. Her Large chocolate brown eyes go even wider as her eyes rove over the very much unclothed body of her colonel - albeit him being a few years older. She becomes redder than a flame and can't, for all her efforts, peels her eyes off him.]

...

. . .

[And she promptly just slams the sliding door shut and walks away to go die in a hole or something.]

SPAM ME ALL YOU'D LIKE.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[Jade's just relaxing in the water up to his shoulders... Oh Lorelei. He's a bit embarrassed being caught in such a situation, but by himself? It wasn't half as embarrassing as it could be. Awkward, though.]

I haven't quite had the chance to develop a pot belly like some of my older colleagues, thank you.

Of course I did~! I wish you could throw Dist in here, too.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[Jade's currently on the edge of the spring, swishing his legs through the water. Too bad you couldn't see those, too, Anise.]

[For all of his complaints about being old and weak, he certainly doesn't look the part. Slender as he may be, he had quite a bit of muscle tone to him that was hidden under that unflattering uniform, along with a few faded scars, no doubt from his earlier days as a soldier. There wasn't a soldier who got by without at least one from battle.]

[The voice does make him freeze for a moment before he grabs for anything to cover himself. How inappropriate! He actually manages a blush as he throws the robe over him, but... too late. Anise was already gone.]

[... Hand, meet face.]

Dist likes being able to SEE, thanks. :|

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[And here in Anise, in the corner of the dressing room, lightly thunking her head on the wall. Ow. Okay, that's enough of that. She halts her headwalling and sighs heavily.]

Guess we're not taking a bath today huh, Tokunag--[She peeks over she shoulder and blinks.] Tokunaga?!

[She looks around, then immediately groans, holding her head in seeming agony. She had a feeling she knew exactly where her plush doll was. Yes, Jade, have a grinning cat doll in his own bathing suit grinning happily at you from the floor where Anise dropped him. 'Sup? :D ♥]

Oh, noooo...I can't believe this!

Jade needs more dreck.

[fononfailure]

[ A snazzy spa for a snazzy colonel only seems appropriate, and what better way to ruin the peaceful tranquility Jade has found than by one of the most childish people he knows paying a visit?

Having discovered the building shortly after Jade had, a certain redhead had scurried back home for the proper swimming attire -- typical red trunks accompanied by the cropped black top -- and returned just as quickly. Only pausing long enough at the door to check where the water was, Luke made a quick dash for the water and cannonballed right in.

Spa, pool, it never mattered to Luke. ]

Even Dist would appreciate the sexiness that is Jade Curtiss.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[Jade noticed Anise dropped her doll, of course, but he's rather reluctant to return it. Well, we'll just tie our robes shut and pick it up--careful not to soak it.]

[Sighing, the man walked out of the spa room to search for Anise. He would return the doll, leave, and pretend Anise had seen nothing.]

Especially your dreck.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[OHGODWHATHTEHELL--]

[Oh. It's you, Luke. Jade will be wiping the water off his face. Oh~ This is the fun Luke~ He waited for her to come back up before speaking.]

Well, well. I have a visitor.

She loves you, Jade~

[fononfailure]

[ Waiting usually helps, given how hard it is to hear underwater. Hey, at least you were smart enough to take your glasses off, colonel~ The sound of his voice nearly makes her ponytail stand up on end as she whips around in search of the voice's source. Blinks. When did you get here? ]

Whaa--! Jade! Don't go sneaking up on people like that!

Jade loves <s>to torment</s> you, too~

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't bathe with them on--nor sleep, for that matter--regardless of how it might deteriorate his eyes more quickly. It was best to keep them out of the water. He would go blind one day because of his own youthful foolishness, but now was not the time to worry about that. He had a good thirty years before that with his glasses, at least.]

Hm~? I've been here, Luke. Maybe you should learn the fine art of paying attention.

Especially when you go around half-drowning the elderly.

I highly doubt that.

[soaringblast.livejournal.com]

[Tokunaga grins his usual grin up at the colonel, head flopping to one side as he's picked up. Hug him, Jade, you know you want to.

Meanwhile, his puppeteer will be running around the spa's rooms, getting yelled at by irate staff members, and trying to get someone to go in and get her doll for her. Stupid zombie employees! All they did was nod lazily, smile, then carry on with what they were previously doing. You might see Anise around a corner, Jade, holding a bottle of lavender massage oil and aiming to hurl it at the head of one of the zombie citizens.]>/small>

Figures. 8|

[fononfailure]

I do pay attention! Most of the time. If you're afraid of drowning then we ought to tie a rope around you, just in case.

[ Not even you can escape the joys of being an old fart, Jade. And you do it so stylishly, if we may say so. ...he'd look pretty creepy without the glasses, though not as much as he does now with no shirt.

...wait. No shirt?

..........oh Lorelei. DontlookLukesweetYuliaontoastdontlook! ]

Come here, Luke~

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

[Jade just smiled.] Around my neck? Why, Luke, I wasn't aware I was a war criminal. I'm glad you think so highly of me.

... [He'll just be sinking a little bit in the water. Someone here was a bit too modest about his body.]

D-do we have to?

[fononfailure]

Hey, you said it, not me. You're welcome to just bite it. It'd serve a couple purposes then.

[ Since when was Jade ever modest about anything? It doesn't take her long to figure out that the familiar bathrobe probably means he's wearing Peony's sorry excuse for a bathing suit, and starts drifting to the other side of the water. You're such a perv, Peony! Geez! ]

Yes. Always.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

Luke! I'm hurt! You want me dead? Poor, innocent me?

[Jade is actually quite modest. It's mostly sarcasm you hear about him knowing everything. Good Lorelei, he was. But he wanted to embarass Jade, mostly. It worked quite well.]

Only because you're like a second father.

[fononfailure]

Innocent my ass. I look at it this way; if Dist can survive having his head beaten in so many times, you aren't about to kick the bucket anytime in the near future.

[ Comes from being holed up in that office all the time. Lack of fresh air makes you wilt! ]

Oh, how sweet of you, Luke. Now you, too, can have the experience of having two fathers.

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

Oh, but Dist is a cockroach. I'm a feeble old man, frail... [COUGH, COUGH.]

[Wait, what came from being holed up in an office? ... My frailty? Yes, of course, I'm well aware.]

So long as said fathers aren't hitched to each other, we're good.

[fononfailure]

[ Giving you our best Asch-face now. ] So that makes you an old and frail cockroach?

[ And being modest. Look at Luke! Running around Auldrant in clothes like that leaves one with little modesty. ]

Oh, but we are. Didn't you know?

[nearlysenile.livejournal.com]

I suppose it would. Ah, I guess I'll be dead, soon.

[Pfft. He went from being an arrogant, self-centered teenager to internally modest and reserved. He couldn't let his ego take ahold of him again, not without consequences like the last time he had.]

I SHALL THEN

[uncutejade.livejournal.com]

I was referring to our propensity for visiting the spa.

But, it's good that we haven't let ourselves go just yet. Those strawberry shortcakes and Engeve chocolates can be can be quite detrimental to our figure, after all.

[neissouchou.livejournal.com]

[Asch was expecting the place to be empty, as many places seemed to be, so he was rather surprised to see someone there already. But when he saw who it was he just stopped and stared.]

[allthatdies]

[It's been a long time since he's last been in a spa, and it certainly wouldn't hurt to indulge himself this one time could it? There was already a convenient bathrobe and a fitting pair of swimtrucks available and seemingly no-one else around-]

...Colonel Curtiss. I, wasn't expecting to see you here.

[Was such a small swimsuit truly necessary?]

。 。 。

[fononfailure]

So you'll just have to snatch somebody else's body. That's what a necromancer does, right?

[ Still not sure which is worse; the ego or the sarcasm. ...No, scratch that. The bathing suit wins hands down. She'll be having fun making waves on her side of the water. ]