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abyssdressing2009-12-25 09:48 pm
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004 - Merry Christmas!
[Oh, look who it is! We haven't seen our most favorite former God-General in a while. It seems he's been dumped back into this place again after a bit of some exciting adventures in another nexus. Thankfully, and to your dismay Dist doesn't seem unchanged much. He has his usual coat, his usual grin, and everything seems normal.
That is, until he trips over something, and lands smack on his face. So coordinated, Dist.]
AAGH!
[Dist wheels around, and his jaw drops, glasses slightly askew. What he sees behind him is absolutely horrifying! It's his beautiful Kaiser Dist XX! It's all fixed and perfectly repaired, but strung up with flashing Christmas lights, holly, and silver and gold bells. There's also an enormous sack piled high with presents clutched in one of its metallic, clawed arms.
Giving a beep and whir, the massive fonbot stands - and promptly begins to play the coolest shit ever, before digging through the sack and producing a gift for its creator and master.
Dist doesn't take it, staring in horror, shock, and a bit of awe. He has no words for this. Not a single onethat isn't some form of profanity.
Ooc: So yes! Dist has returned with a bit of a canon update - he's now post!Nebilim - as well as a bit of a Christmas surprise! 8D Kaiser Santa H0H0 is delivering presents to good boys and girls! If you think you've been good, approach to get a gift! But be forewarned, if you've been naughty, the gifts might hide a nasty surprise. So...if you hear the box ticking, you'll know you've been bad.]
That is, until he trips over something, and lands smack on his face. So coordinated, Dist.]
AAGH!
[Dist wheels around, and his jaw drops, glasses slightly askew. What he sees behind him is absolutely horrifying! It's his beautiful Kaiser Dist XX! It's all fixed and perfectly repaired, but strung up with flashing Christmas lights, holly, and silver and gold bells. There's also an enormous sack piled high with presents clutched in one of its metallic, clawed arms.
Giving a beep and whir, the massive fonbot stands - and promptly begins to play the coolest shit ever, before digging through the sack and producing a gift for its creator and master.
Dist doesn't take it, staring in horror, shock, and a bit of awe. He has no words for this. Not a single one
Ooc: So yes! Dist has returned with a bit of a canon update - he's now post!Nebilim - as well as a bit of a Christmas surprise! 8D Kaiser Santa H0H0 is delivering presents to good boys and girls! If you think you've been good, approach to get a gift! But be forewarned, if you've been naughty, the gifts might hide a nasty surprise. So...if you hear the box ticking, you'll know you've been bad.]

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Still, this was the younger version of that beastly Asch, so he's not going to give you any special treatment, sorry. But he will at least allow you to stay with him until someone else takes you off his hands. He'd really rather not play babysitter.]
...Fine. Come on. Maybe my old manor is still here.
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[He glances down as he walks with the little redhead, and his lumbering fonbot, following behind. Dist isn't pleased with this situation at all. Even so, he can't just leave a poor kid out in the cold...he does have a heart, though it's been battered and broken too many times to count.]
At least until I find you somewhere else to stay. Unlike the Saphir you may know, I do not take on apprentices.
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[The fontechnician glowers down at the little boy, looking entirely serious. The last sentence, though, has him snicker softly. Raising a brow with a curl of his lips, he continues toward where his old manor was. He remembered the way, it wouldn't be much longer.]
And what could you possibly do to help me? I make very advanced and dangerous weapons and machinery, boy, if your hand slips...or if you touch something that looks "big and shiny", you could very well die, you know.
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After a few more minutes of walking, Dist stops and looks over at the manor he used to live it. It was still standing, and looked relatively untouched from when he left it. It was probably just dusty and his lab would need to be remodeled...]
We've arrived. Don't touch anything that looks important.
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Does Jade live here, too? [it looked a little big for just this Saphir... he couldn't really imagine any version of his teacher living with Peony, though, and didn't really want to think about him living all alone]
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[Big, yes. When Dist was here before, still chasing his foolish dreams, he needed a big house for his laboratory. He still did, but not as much. His fontech would occupy most of his time now.
Dist entered the dusty manor and sighed. It wasn't in complete disarray, but it'd need to be dusted and cleaned. Or at least the rooms he and the boy would reside in for the moment. The older gentleman didn't exactly have many good memories in this place. A new home would be ideal, but for now...this would have to suffice.]
I'll show you to your room. It'll need to be cleaned a little, but it's better than being out in the cold.
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Thanks for letting me stay with you...
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Yes, yes. Do you need anything else?
[Does he have to feed you, too? Yulia and Lorelei, Dist was not cut out for this...]
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