http://soaringblast.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] soaringblast.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] abyssdressing2010-02-14 03:35 am

007 - Valentines~

[Trotting along through the village is a very familiar looking doll. It's Tokunaga, complete with passenger. However...something seems definitely off about both. For one thing, the giant stuffy is wear a black hood over his head, shadowing his button eyes and making his Cheshire cat grin all the more spooky. He's also sporting an odd heart pattern painted in red on his tummy. Secondly, he's dragging a large, heavy axe along behind him. And third...he's singing, even though his face retains it's usual forever grinning look that could make grown men wet themselves.]

Painting the roses red~
We're painting the roses red!
We dare not stop,
Or waste a drop,
So let the paint be spread~
We're painting the roses red~
We're painting the roses red!


[As he goes on, his passenger remains...oddly silent, and strangely hidden. Anise is riding him backwards, holding to one of his ears with one hand while the other is holding a bright red parasol with black trim. The symbol on the parasol looks strange...like a heart growing out of a rose, with a crown on top. It was bold and black, standing out against the bright red. The girl was also wearing a ruffly red gown, that looked like something royalty might wear. The ruffles were white, and the gown had black as well as white and gold trim. There were many hearts incorporated in said trim.

Her face hidden in the shadow of her parasol, Anise rides along on her walking, talking dolly, who's singing merrily, that grin large and almost more frightening than usual. Both passenger and taxi give off a strange dark aura.

Something is definitely amiss. ...Perhaps they've gone mad?

Ah, but...we're all mad here~ ♥]



[OOC: Make way for the Queen of Hearts! ...No, seriously, you better get the hell out of Anise's way if executioner!Tokunaga tells you to. You piss Anise off, and it's "off with your head". Friends, foes, acquaintances...anyone is subject to the Queen's wrath. This is also a kindasorta placeholder until tomorrow-ish. It's close to 4am, and I haven't done my homework for Monday yet, derp. orz]

Depends if she messes up his hair :|d

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stronger perhaps, but Psychotic Queen!Anise would be a formidable opponent, nonetheless. Jade would rather avoid an actual altercation, if possible. ]

...No, of course not.

[ Meaning he's come to conquer your lands and give your people smallpox~ ]

I thought I answered this, then clicked on the page and saw that I didn't...FML

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh dear, this was certainly not the Anise that he knew. ]

[ At the Queen's command Jade unhesitatingly ducks, throwing himself to the ground and landing awkwardly on his left shoulder, but nonetheless narrowly avoiding certain decapitation. Wincing at the pain, he rolls to his right, moving to stand next to the younger girl. In one swift motion, Jade summons his spear and holds the point to her throat, and is all SRS BIZNESS now. ]


Well well, it seems that "negotiations" are over.

Command your doll to drop his weapon. Now.
Edited 2010-02-17 04:09 (UTC)

I'm more of a forgetful geezer than Jade, apparently <8(

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ With a muttered curse, Jade deftly spins away from Tokunaga's grasp and jumps backwards, creating space between himself and the murderous doll. Ignoring Anise for now, Jade begins to cast one of his more powerful fonic artes. ]

O flames of hell, cremate my enemies in a cage of fire...Infernal Prison!

[ Jade would do what he must to stop this nonsense, lolicon friend or no. Including torching Tokunaga. He's NOT. FUCKING. AROUND. ]

Almost :x The pain is unbearable

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Like a good mage Jade is already running away, taking advantage of the fact that the puppet is considerably damaged. His work wasn't done yet. Utilizing the remaining fifth fonons from Infernal prison, Jade begins the incantation for another fonic arte. ]

O flames of hell, bring unto them the wrath of the lord of fire. Flare Tornado!

I can barely walk at it is now >8( And I'm already going senile~

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jade once again dives hastily to the ground to circumvent being decollated, frowning with minor annoyance OH YULIA HIS BACK, IT CAN'T TAKE THIS STRAIN. He rolls away from the rampaging doll, but unfortunately right into the path of Anise's Negative Gate. He hears her incantation just in time to scuttle mostly out of the way, but not before one of his legs is struck rather nastily by the arte. From his place on the ground, Jade casts a hasty low-level spell in her direction to buy him time to recuperate. ]

O mighty explosion...Energy Blast!

[ The fonist scrambles to his feet--with somewhat of a limp, unfortunately--wasting no time before casting another fonic arte. ]

O countless falling stars, come forth! Meteor Storm!

[ And the moment he finishes casting that spell, Jade sprints towards Anise, spear in hand. ]

Sorry, school raep >_>

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-19 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jade is relieved when he sees that Tokunaga is trapped beneath the boulder--that's one less worry for now--and without much of a thought continues to advance towards Anise. Normally he wouldn't hesitate to kill someone who'd threatened his life, but in this instance something curbed his instinct. Jade stops before the girl, holding the point of his spear to her throat for a second time. ]

Stop this now, and you may live.

I'm not dead? :x

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but I can.

[ Jade's not in the mood to play anymore, but he will spare your life if you may surrender. He's still trying to figure out if you're merely possessed, or some crazy alternate-dimension Anise--although the latter will most likely get you killed. ]

That's what Jade does when his hoes get out of line 8Dd

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wait, did she call him "Colonel"? Jade lowers the spear a bit, apprehensive. Perhaps this really was just a curse of some sort... ]

...Anise?

[ And yes, he's too old surprised to notice that knife behind her back just this moment. ]

w/e I am reporting you for elder abuse, betch >:|

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-22 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh--

[ Jade doesn't have time to finish his statement before he realizes that there is a knife coming at him, and fast. There wasn't going to be time to get out of the way entirely. He does manage to avoid getting stabbed in someplace exceedingly vital--like the heart--and instead the knife punctures his left side, precariously close to his kidney. At least he has more than one of those, right?

But, he's inwardly cursing himself to have even let his guard down by an iota. Weakness is foolishness, and foolishness leads to death.

Trying his best to ignore the blinding pain, Jade grabs the girl in an attempt to pull her down with him as he tumbles towards the ground, one hand still clutching his spear. He's not going to surrender from one measly wound--he is the Necromancer, after all. ]
Edited 2010-02-22 20:28 (UTC)

Lies, you started this, wench >8(

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jade is still a seasoned soldier though, and survival instincts have now taken over. He snatches the knife with his free hand, and ignoring the excruciating laceration in his side, he attempts to flip their positions. Fortunately she's light, and it won't take much effort on his part.

Now that she's weaponless, he needs to be able to either get her under control, or kill her. Even if this was Anise, it wasn't the one he considered a friend, and under the circumstances he had no qualms about ending her life. This must end now, he can't exactly afford a prolonged fight now. ]


[ OOC: Ah, good to know. Maybe he won't have to, but he won't back down if she keeps trying to kill him :P ]

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jade lets out a small sigh of relief when he finally has the demon child Anise under control. He holds her down with one arm, while his other hand is grasping is knife, which he is now holding firmly to her throat. ]

Ah, I'm afraid you'll have to get in line.

[ He presses the point of the knife to her neck a little harder. ]

Now. What exactly are you the "Queen" of?

I was so :____: writing this, ya know ~ 1/2

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jade only laughs sardonically at the girl's insult. ] A coward, am I?

[ The Necromancer removes the knife from Anise's neck momentarily... ]

Farewell, Queen.

[ ...only to swiftly bring the blade back across her throat, effortlessly cutting into the soft flesh. ]

[identity profile] uncutejade.livejournal.com 2010-02-24 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ An efficient, clean kill...and yet, Jade couldn't exactly swallow the lump in his throat, or quell the uneasiness in his stomach. Something about this--about her--hadn't been right. He wanted to believe that this iteration of Anise had simply been evil, that he had had no other choice, that it has been survival. And it had been.

And yet...

Suddenly, the wound in his side became infinitely more painful. With a great deal of effort, Jade stands up and begins to make his way back to town. ]

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