A new crossover spawn approaches!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]



[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. The world promptly ends. Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

Comments

[mixolydianmode]

Some jerk named Sync and a pink-haired girl, Arietta, or such.

[cottoncandyjr]

Arietta?

[...pfffft; laughing at you now.]

Now I know you're crazy. Arietta isn't a God General, she's the Fon Master's guardian.

[mixolydianmode]

[ Rolls around to try smacking mister smartypants. ]

What?! Your world's all screwy! Anise is supposed to be in charge of Ion!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Pfft, you just fail man.]

Anise... Tatlin? She's one of the Dark Wings, not part of the Order!

[mixolydianmode]

[ S-SHUT UP! Nobody asked your opinion! ]

Since when? Aaaargh! This is pissing me off!

[cottoncandyjr]

[Rolls his eyes]

It's not my fault your world is so screwed up.

[mixolydianmode]

Yours is the messed up one! I mean, just look at you! What'd you do to my hair?!

[cottoncandyjr]

Your hair? This is my hair!

[mixolydianmode]

Yeah but you're supposed to be me!

[cottoncandyjr]

[The response is almost immediate.]

I don't think I could make myself that stupid.

[mixolydianmode]

Who're you calling an idiot?!

[ Resumes flailing around in place. ]

[cottoncandyjr]

Really, you don't need to keep proving my point, you know...

[mixolydianmode]

[ As though he finally realized what a derp he looks like, Luke goes still, letting his head hit the ground. ]

I hate you.

You better reply to my lovespheres post. :P

[cottoncandyjr]

[Oh, he finally got it! Luca grinned, before getting up.]

Thank you! I had very good teachers.

You posted? :O

[mixolydianmode]

[ GRUMGLEGRUMBLE. Luke followed suit by flipping onto his feet and rubbing at his arm. That hurt... ]

Yeah, namely Jade.

Yeah, with FricFrac. :D

[cottoncandyjr]

And my father. There's a reason why they're friends.

...I sense bloodlust. |D;;;

[mixolydianmode]

You kidding? Jade doesn't have any friends!

...duh, it's Fric. <3

[cottoncandyjr]

Uh... I just said he did...

...I'll get out my iron-plated stomach. <<b

[mixolydianmode]

Then you're a liar.

[ BELIEVES THIS DOWN TO CORE. ]

Just post already before I eat you. XDDD

[cottoncandyjr]

Better a liar than assuming I'm the same as someone else.

IDK WHAT TO POST XD;;

[mixolydianmode]

[ GRUMBLEGRUMBLE ]

...okay, so that was kinda stupid. But you're weird by even this place's standards!

I'M GETTING THAT WAY TOO MUCH. *SOBS FOREVER* This is why I didn't want to post. :|

[cottoncandyjr]

How am I weird? I'm just... me!

[Poor Luca; he's never going to get a straight answer from anyone.]

LIFE IS SUCKING OUR CREATIVITY OUT DX

[mixolydianmode]

See my hair? [ Tugs at his own bangs. ] This is the color yours would normally be!

[ Luca's asking all the wrong questions~ ]

NOOOOOO *shoves it back in*

[cottoncandyjr]

Yeah, so? It's not like red hair is rare...

YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE HOOVER

[mixolydianmode]

You gotta be kidding! It's a Kimlascan royal thing!