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A new crossover spawn approaches!

[Yes, there are quite a few Lukes around. They're easy to spot: red hair, derptastic, rich clothes, ect. Unfortunately, this particular "Luke" only has one of those covered, that being an absolute derp. This one, interestingly enough, is wearing a Malkuth lieutenant's uniform... and has pink hair.]

Father? Colonel Curtiss? C'mon, this isn't funny anymore!

[And like most newcomers... he has no idea what the hell is going on. Have fun!]

[[ooc: So, yes, another Bleach/Abyss crossover Luke. This one was raised by Szayel after he was saved from Hell by Lorelei. They ended up in Malkuth where Szayel eventually joined the army and became bffs with Jade. ~~The world promptly ends.~~ Lucato (as Szayel names him) follows in papaspada's shoes. So, enjoy the wtfness that is to ensue.]]

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[O-Oh my god, it actually worked. For a second, Anise's just stunned but she perks up after a second. He recognized her name! Maybe this really was Luke, he hit his head somewhere, got taken in by some Malkuthian soldier and--!]

Y-Yeah! That's me!

[There's a moment where it almost seems like he's going to flip, before he remembered the other Anise. The older one.]

Uh... you're not a member of the Dark Wings by any chance, are you?

Whaaat?! Like hell I'd join that crummy old lady and her band of thugs! I may love money, but I'm no thief, booo! [Just a con artist in training.]

Oh... good thing I asked first this time then.

[Okay, something weird is going down and Anise is honestly sick of people keeping things from her. If this was som crazy dream induced by Natalia cooking or something else, she wanted to know about it!]

...What do you mean this time? This is the first time I've met you! Booo, you're keeping something from me, aren't you?! Just how do you know me, if you're not Luke fon Fabre?! And where the hell am I?! I bet you know, so don't try and blindside me!

[Luca held up his hands, backing up a little.]

Look, I'm just as confused as you. I just met an older woman named Anise that claimed she knew me as 'Luke' too.

And I know an 'Anise' because I'm in the Malkuth military. The Dark Wings are pretty notorious.

An older woman saying she's me? [Now, a normal person would ask just how that was possible. A normal person would probably freak out about it or even feeling a little insulted. But Anise? The first words out of her mouth--]

Was her chest big?

Well, it was--

[...wait, what?!]

W-wait, I just told you I saw an older you, and all you care about is her chest size?!

Boo, that's not all I care about! I-I mean, if it's even really possible that that could happen, or if this is some crazy dream or something, then I at least wanna know if I fill out a little when I get older!

Well, if it's a dream, then the older you I met could be a lie...

You could be a lie too, you know...

[Urgh, this was making her head hurt all over again. Where was Guy to explain things when you needed him?]

I'm pretty sure I'm a real person...

But you're not the same person I know. You look...a lot like him, but you said you aren't, so how can I be sure you really are real, and not some kind of weird hallucination or something?

Look, I'm sorry I'm not your 'Luke', but that doesn't make me any less real.

Unless you can prove it, or explain this weird place a little more, then I'm just going to keep thinking Natalia cooked again and forced us to eat it - resulting in the wackiest dream I've ever had.

Who's Natalia?

Wha--oh, come on! Princess Natalia of the kingdom of Kimlasca-Lanvaldear?! Jeez, what kind of soldier are you, if you even are one, if you don't even know that name?!

Even I know it and I'm not from Kimlasca or Malkuth!

Oh, her... I've never heard of the Kimlascan princess being referred to so informally, that's all.

W-Well, she and I are friends! And she kinda told us not to call her the princess when we first met, too, so we called her Natalia. Boo, she was really bossy back then actually...

[Everyone came such long ways since they started their journey. ...Geez, now she's getting all sappy and nostalgic. Reigning in her emotions, Anise puts on a straight face.]

So, what else did this other me say? Anything about this place?

Oh... I guess I understand.

[He paused a moment, frowning.]

Um... not much, really. I was more concerned about the fact that she was from Daath and not one of the Dark Wings.

...And you didn't think to ask where the hell you were, how you got here, or anything else like that once you figured out she wasn't who you thought she was?

[Just. This face.]

[...he knew he forgot to do something.]

Uh... no?

[^^;]

[...Facepalm. Some things never change.]

Jeez... How did you become a soldier?!

[Luca grinned sheepishly.]

I'm usually not so... dense?

[Okay that? That makes Anise snort. 'Not so dense' her right pigtail. But she's still going to take Luca's wrist firmly and attempt to drag him off...somewhere.]

Right. Come on, my toes are getting cold and I see a place where we can eat. You have a place to sleep tonight? There's an inn a few blocks down and a lot of houses that don't have people living in them, I think.

A new crossover spawn approaches!

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chhxs that face.

XDD

y so kyoot, Luke?

It's in the Fabre genes. :3

He gets it from his mama. |D

Szayel objects to that. :|

Housewife Szayel? 8'Da

Well, he did have to raise Luke...

...if diapers were involved, I'm going to laugh so hard.

FFFFFFF, no, just penis grabbing.

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I really need to finish that second chapter. XDDD

Yes you do. :|

I just did. XD I'll be uploading later.

I saw it! xD And I laughed so hard. <3

Hee~ <33

Baby Luke is so precious~ A-And so evil...

Szayel's a bad influence. XD

Yes, there's that. |D;

Of course~ XD

At least he kept his adorkableness. <3

Of course... which is amazing, considering. XD

This...is very true. 8|a

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