Just voice testing a bit.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Naturally, when you hear that particular Luke whine currently coming out of one long-haired brat, you have to wonder where the cheese is.]

[Bad jokes aside, Luke is currently flailing and having an outright hissy fit of epic proportions. What do you do?]

Comments

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

What isn't weird weird about you?

[pokes a boob]

1/3

[fononfailure]

I'll have you know there's not--

I lied. 2/2

[fononfailure]

[ Did he just seriously... ]

[ He did. ]

[ Think fast, Luke, or you'll have a fist in your face. ]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[...no, he can't think that fast.]

[Down goes the asshole.]

[fononfailure]

[ This would be a win if she was happy about decking a younger, stupider self. But she's not, and so crouches down to check on him. ]

What'd you go and do something stupid like that for?

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

I-I was just trying to prove a point.

[fononfailure]

Let me give you a tip: that's not the way to do it. Besides, there's nothing there to speak of...

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

It's still lumpier than it's supposed to be.

[fononfailure]

Like you're an expert on girl parts. Bet you've never even seen a real pair.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

Of course I've seen a real pair!

[fononfailure]

Yeah right! Doubt you've even seen a drawing!

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

Man, have you even looked at Tear recently?!

[fononfailure]

No, I haven't seen her! [ Which sucks majorly. ] And I'm talking about unclothed ones, stupid!

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

Hey, those melons leave little to the imagination.

[fononfailure]

For those with little imagination, I bet they don't.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can imagine plenty!

[fononfailure]

Oh really? [ MOST CHILDISH ARGUMENT EVER ]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

Yeah really! [And he's dumb enough to buy into it.]

[fononfailure]

Prove it! [ Aw, he's not dumb! Just.. woefully naive. ]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

Fine!

[Don't mind him, he's just using your chest as a model. No respect for personal space? What do you mean?]

They're big, like this...

[Cups his hands a little too big, even for Tear's melons.]

And when she walks they bounce like this...

[...yes, he's totally making what little boobs you have bounce. Feel free to stop him as painfully as possible.]

[fononfailure]

[ Just a sec. What're you getting so close for? ]

Hey!

[ Takes a step back, not that it puts much room between them. Are you seriously trying to compare her washboard to Tear? ]

They're not--

[ O-okay, so they do tend to have a little motion to them she watched them enough during their travels to know but they didn't hop like Mieu! Give her a moment to realize what you're doing. ]

...GET YOUR HANDS OFFA ME!

[ She's already decked him once, so that leaves one option: tackling the numskull. ]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

Oouf!

[And there goes the stupid dreck, eating dirt again.]

[fononfailure]

[ Get used to the taste, bub. And having someone yank on your facetails. ]

Are you completely stupid?! You can't go feeling up people whenever you want!

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Ow, ow, ow! His tails!]

W-will you shut up! It's not like there's much there to feel up!

[fononfailure]

[ Remember those tantrums you had as a kid, Luke? Well the one sitting on your legs is doing just that. ]

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!