Just voice testing a bit.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Naturally, when you hear that particular Luke whine currently coming out of one long-haired brat, you have to wonder where the cheese is.]

[Bad jokes aside, Luke is currently flailing and having an outright hissy fit of epic proportions. What do you do?]

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[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[I'll say no, but I'll be lying. :x]

[That gets Luke to shut up really quick. Okay, no need to harm the royal jewels. Really.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[.../worships. Fearfully.]

[A-ha! Now he knows Luke's weakness! Dragging again, towards a rather ominous-looking machine...]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Fwahahahahahaha...]

[That's any man's weakness, dammit! Luke eyeballs that machine, swallowing.]

What is that...?

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

Oh, a little experiment I've been working on. Would you rather be turned into a cheagle, brainwashed, or look after my pet rappigs?

1/2

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

. . .

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Like... you didn't expect that answer.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[o-ow, his ears are ringing ;; ]

Should I take that as wanting to be brainwashed then?

You know, one of my fanfics is leaning toward Luke becoming an evil bastard...

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

NONE OF THE ABOVE! LET ME GO NOW!!!

Jade will be all too happy to take him under his wing....

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

My, Luke, I didn't know you wanted to be an eunuch this badly! I'll be all too glad to oblige.

Oh ho ho, TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT. lol my LJ login is going to barf at this point.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT! I WANT YOU TO LET GO OF ME THIS INSTANT!!!

LJ Login should be happy we're giving so much LOVE to them

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

Ah, but that would hardly be any fun now, would it?

[Starts strapping you to the machine~]

I know, right? Evil!Luke's post is up.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[FLAILING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.]

LETMEGOLETMEGOLETMEGO!!!

/goes check it out

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[TRY HARDER, PATHETIC LEVEL 5 CHARACTER.]

I think I'll go have a nice, steaming dish of rappig curry after this...

<333

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[HE'S TRYING, AND HE'S AT LEAST LEVEL 15, OKAY?!]

YOU'RE SICK. YOU'RE DEFINITELY SICK!

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Level 5, level 15, that makes no difference to Mr Level 250.]

Calling someone 'sick' isn't the best way to persuade them, you know.

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[...HAX.]

[Okay, fine. Name calling won't work, it's time to pull out Luke's secret weapon.]

[Try your might against... THE MOE FACE!]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[A-ack!]

[THE CUTENESS....IT BUUUUURNS]

[well not really but not-Jade is so surprised at the brathead making a face like that he actually loosens his grip]

[now's your chance! PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE INSTEAD OF ESCAPING LIKE ANY SANE PERSON WOULD DO!]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Okay!]

[Luke scrambled up to his feet, followed by introducing his fist to not!Jade's face.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Huzzah for the Abyssman! The Evil Fonist topples over, stunned by the glorious heroically strong punch of Abyss Red! Go go Abyssman! Charge forth and conquer other forces of evil!]

[dreplica.livejournal.com]

[Shhh... he hasn't gotten that title costume change yet.]

[Either way, now Luke gets some sense. brb running away from crazy madman now.]

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[And the camera zooms in on the slowly stirring form of the Evil Fonist, his red eyes glowing with menace as they flutter open.]

[Will the Evil Fonist be able to exact his revenge on the poor dreplica he had mistaken for Abyss Red? Tune in next episode to find out!]