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[trollelai.livejournal.com]

['Sup, ADR. Today, there's a certain Fonon Sentience in here -- but he's appearing as a pillar of flame.]

[And...wait, what? He's standing behind a booth? A banner is hanging over his head, which says:

LORELAI'S SPECIAL SCORE READINGS -- FOR FREE TODAY ONLY!

And underneath that cheery caption, there's some fine print:

Disclaimer: the Score may or may not be just one of many paths -- decide on your own. So please, Those Who Would Seize Glory should go away.

[So what would you do, sweet, innocent, non-Van residents of the ADR? Ask for a Score reading? Try to kill him? Dump some water on him before he sets the ADR on fire? The choice is yours!]

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[fononfailure]

[ Wild Replica used Option C: Stare and Gawk!

Words. Luke has none left. ]

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[It's a redhead! \o/ ]

Greetings, Light of the Sacred Flame!

[Headtilt. Well, as much headtilt as a pillar of flame could do anyway.]

You do not seem to be male anymore.

[fononfailure]

[ alkdsfj-- IT IS HIM. ...IT. WHICHEVER. Cue flailing. And ellipsis. ]

L-Lorelei...?

[ DOUBLE ALKDSFJ! There is no being incognito when you share the same fon number. Stupid party lines. ]

Uh... Uhm, no, I'm not.

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[Extends a loving trail of flame towards you, darling.]

Yes, it is I, your perfect isofon.

[We throw pretty wild parties in the fonbelt! Wanna join us?]

Hmm, had I put you back together incorrectly?

[fononfailure]

[ O-oh boy. She reaches out to sort of offer the same gesture in return. Best handshake you can do in this case. ]

Never thought I'd see you like this again...

[ Er, no thanks. A few years worth of floating around the fonbelt was plenty of party time. ]

S..something like that. Might've been the glyph that wasn't quite right.

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[The tendril twists and curls around your arm, then withdraws.]

Well, I am free of The One Who Would Seize Glory, after all. There's no reason why I shouldn't reappear on Auldrant.

Except this isn't Auldrant, is it?

[SADFAISE. Except he/she/it doesn't have a face.]

Oh dear, would you like me to try and patch you up?

[hymnotic]

[ ooc; Oh for the love of- who to throw here, who to throooooow? ...Some of my others may just end up in this post, I swear. ]


[ Dot dot dot.

Luke really has no words for this. ]

GDIT LJ Stop posting my stuff before I'm done. (AND EDITED TO BOOT)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[As tempting as the dumping water is, it probably doesn't occur to this one.

Stare. Just... Staaaaare.

...

...

and finally...]

...Weren't we trying to stop this?

[Obviously the kiddo hasn't read the fine print.]

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[ooc: FEEL FREE. THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH OF LORELEI TO GO AROUND.]

[Lorelai, technically, should have no words either considering he doesn't have a mouth. But w/e, fonon sentiences get special benefits!]

Ah, scion of my power! Do you desire a Score reading?

LJ LOVES TO TROLL POOR MUNS ;~;

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[A single tendril reaches up to point at the fine print, but considering that Mr Pillar of Flame has many fiery trails flailing around, that little gesture probably went unnoticed.]

[When he 'speaks', Lorelai sounds slightly miffed.]

You should be more grateful, Light of the Sacred Flame. Returning you to life took more effort than it looked.

Oh jeez, I think you broke him (1/IDK)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[...]

(2/IDK)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[...?]

(3/IDK)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[But... Wasn't he...]

(4/5 I think)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[Did Lorelei really just... ...just...]

(5/5 DONE JEEZ)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[... What.]

You did what?!

[Please note, this kiddo's from between the closing of the Absorption and Radiation Gates so... Not quite there yet.]

/puts him back together again?

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

I resurrected you. Revived you. Returned you to life. Your fonic language is quite full of 'r' sounds...

[A small burst of flame circles around to flicker around Luke's back. It's like Lorelai's giving you a friendly, sympathetic pat!]

[fononfailure]

Well, the you from my world wanted to be part of the fonbelt.

But yeah, guess that wasn't possible when we're not on Auldrant anymore.

[ At this she looks up at the sky for a moment before flailing again. Definitely no fonbelt here. ]

N-no, that's okay! I'm not sure Asch would like anyone messing with his handiwork! Um. Thanks for the offer, though.

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[The pseudo-pat helps, but he's still confused and freaked out as hell.]

B-but... how?! When?!

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

Well, it does grow lonely sometimes in the fonbelt. Sylph is much too tempestuous to have civil conversation with, and looking down on your world is rather nostalgic...

[He's going off on an old-man-rambling tangent. Lorelai help us all -- oh wait.]

I really don't mind! Consider it an apology for all the inconvenience I have caused.

[Those creeper tentacles are slowly inching closer...]

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

I am afraid I do not understand. Mortal minds may operate in rather strange ways, but to not remember your own rebirth?

[hymnotic]

I'd... rather not, considering everything we went through to get away from people following the Score...

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

Wh-wha'ddya mean rebirth I haven't died [yet]...

Have I?

[OH LORELAI SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE?! >:(]

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[pouuuuut.]

But it is really the only service I can offer. Just hearing one wouldn't be bad, would it?

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

Considering that this doesn't appear to be Auldrant...Perhaps you're not the scion of my power.

[poke poke.]

No, that's not the case...You are the Light of the Sacred Flame. But yet...

How have you arrived here?

[WE DON'T SEE BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE EYES. ):

MAYBE IF YOU DONATE YOUR PAIR...]

[hymnotic]

[ Luke does not know how to explain his reaction to flames pouting. He really doesn't. ] I kind of think it would be.