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[trollelai.livejournal.com]

['Sup, ADR. Today, there's a certain Fonon Sentience in here -- but he's appearing as a pillar of flame.]

[And...wait, what? He's standing behind a booth? A banner is hanging over his head, which says:

LORELAI'S SPECIAL SCORE READINGS -- FOR FREE TODAY ONLY!

And underneath that cheery caption, there's some fine print:

Disclaimer: the Score may or may not be just one of many paths -- decide on your own. So please, Those Who Would Seize Glory should go away.

[So what would you do, sweet, innocent, non-Van residents of the ADR? Ask for a Score reading? Try to kill him? Dump some water on him before he sets the ADR on fire? The choice is yours!]

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[fononfailure]

[ Wild Replica used Option C: Stare and Gawk!

Words. Luke has none left. ]

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[It's a redhead! \o/ ]

Greetings, Light of the Sacred Flame!

[Headtilt. Well, as much headtilt as a pillar of flame could do anyway.]

You do not seem to be male anymore.

[fononfailure]

[ alkdsfj-- IT IS HIM. ...IT. WHICHEVER. Cue flailing. And ellipsis. ]

L-Lorelei...?

[ DOUBLE ALKDSFJ! There is no being incognito when you share the same fon number. Stupid party lines. ]

Uh... Uhm, no, I'm not.

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[Extends a loving trail of flame towards you, darling.]

Yes, it is I, your perfect isofon.

[We throw pretty wild parties in the fonbelt! Wanna join us?]

Hmm, had I put you back together incorrectly?

[hymnotic]

[ ooc; Oh for the love of- who to throw here, who to throooooow? ...Some of my others may just end up in this post, I swear. ]


[ Dot dot dot.

Luke really has no words for this. ]

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[ooc: FEEL FREE. THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH OF LORELEI TO GO AROUND.]

[Lorelai, technically, should have no words either considering he doesn't have a mouth. But w/e, fonon sentiences get special benefits!]

Ah, scion of my power! Do you desire a Score reading?

[hymnotic]

I'd... rather not, considering everything we went through to get away from people following the Score...

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[pouuuuut.]

But it is really the only service I can offer. Just hearing one wouldn't be bad, would it?

GDIT LJ Stop posting my stuff before I'm done. (AND EDITED TO BOOT)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[As tempting as the dumping water is, it probably doesn't occur to this one.

Stare. Just... Staaaaare.

...

...

and finally...]

...Weren't we trying to stop this?

[Obviously the kiddo hasn't read the fine print.]

LJ LOVES TO TROLL POOR MUNS ;~;

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[A single tendril reaches up to point at the fine print, but considering that Mr Pillar of Flame has many fiery trails flailing around, that little gesture probably went unnoticed.]

[When he 'speaks', Lorelai sounds slightly miffed.]

You should be more grateful, Light of the Sacred Flame. Returning you to life took more effort than it looked.

Oh jeez, I think you broke him (1/IDK)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[...]

(2/IDK)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[...?]

(3/IDK)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[But... Wasn't he...]

(4/5 I think)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[Did Lorelei really just... ...just...]

(5/5 DONE JEEZ)

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[... What.]

You did what?!

[Please note, this kiddo's from between the closing of the Absorption and Radiation Gates so... Not quite there yet.]

I... had to. Because what. XDD

[cottoncandyjr]

[Luca stares at the sign, then at the flaming... guy? Then back at the sign.]

[...well, hunh.]

Do you need a bucket of water or something?

<3

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[sdlhislid-- SCRAMBLES BACKWARDS]

No thank you, this is my natural state of existence!

[Wait. What?]

Light of the Sacred Flame...pink hair detracts from your 'flame' imagery. If you like, I can change it back to red for you.

[cottoncandyjr]

[Aw, darn. He was pretty sure he had just gotten Splash down pat, and wanted to try it out.]

[...and wait, what?! Hands to the hair!]

N-no way! I like that my hair looks like fathers! Besides, red hair makes people stare at me.

emo Luke is emo

[tellmeiamreal]

Can I ask you a question?

Why did you let Asch die on Elderant?

Me I can understand, I'm just a replica. But Asch was the one who should have lived.

;~;

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[The fire seems to dim slightly. Gj Luke, you managed to make a fonon sentience sad.]

I was trapped within The One Who Would Seize Glory when the original Light of the Sacred Flame was killed. I had no control over how my power was being used.

[tellmeiamreal]

But we freed you, so maybe...

[Trails off...]

No. Never mind. I should have known better. You can't raise the dead.

Ah hell. *throws this one at you too*

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[You probably weren't expecting the Luke that you didn't save (kinda, sorta, he doesn't know that yet), but have a Luke with a bone mask in the shape of a G-clef on his face, looking dispassionately at the sign. After a moment, his gaze flicked down to Lorelei, less than impressed.]

Is it wise to encourage such activities in this place, especially when there are individuals that would bring you harm here?

/is hit over the head

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[A few flame tendrils drift over curiously to flicker over the bone mask.]

Who would do such a thing? The One Who Would Seize Glory is dead, his seventh fonons returned to the fonbelt.

Fufufufufufu...

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[Luke remained still, not at all bothered by the flaming creature.]

I drifted away from Auldrant after my death. I was revived on another world by my new master.

[lionsdaughter.livejournal.com]

...Huh?