The apocalypse is nigh!

[mieudesuno.livejournal.com]

Asch agreeing to a drink with Emperor Peony? Luke studying more or less willingly? Asch chuckling? Uncle Jade?

It would appear Abyss Dressing Room has inexplicably stumbled upon the four signs of the apocalypse. This must explain why there is suddenly a horde of monsters poised to attack. Redheads! Denizens! Defend your nexus!

...Just be careful with those artes. Looks like the apocalypse is a lot fuzzier and noisier than anticipated. As such, every arte used spawns at least two dozen cheagles. And Mystic Artes spawn about fifty.

Good luck. And welcome to Luke's Asch's anyone who isn't Tear or Ion's hell.

Comments

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

Because. It was BEFORE.

[fononfailure]

But there's no--

[ Time for a different approach. ]

Getting angry at him won't change anything, Guy. And he's taken good care of us.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Makes a face.] Man, I don't think I wanna know.

[fononfailure]

And what's that supposed to mean?

[ She stands up and takes a threatening step forward, hands on her hips. ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...nothing?

[fononfailure]

You don't sound convincing.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...[He's going to...back away now.]

[fononfailure]

Guuuuy... [ Shame he doesn't wear baggier clothing, as Luke goes to grab him by the vest collar. ] Say what you mean, dammit!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

... [FREEZE. ZOOM AWAY IN A HURRY.]

[fononfailure]

[ HURLS A CHEAGLE AT HIS HEAD. ] Keep being a jerk and I'll let Asch thump you a good one!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

[Poor cheagle.]

...hiding behind the husband now, Luke? That's not like you. [Back to teasing we go.]

[fononfailure]

[ It'll be okay. Guy on the other hand... ] I'm not hiding behind anyone! You just won't hold still long enough for me to get a decent hit in! [ Of course, that's one way to make sure she doesn't gripe to Asch about it. ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

That's because you - you're - Argh, I can't believe you're a girl.

[fononfailure]

I would've thought you might like the change. You seemed to like girls plenty.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

Well, I like looking at girls and - hey! - that's not the same...

[fononfailure]

Isn't it? Bet you'd hardly care if I wasn't flat!

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

You're Luke.

[fononfailure]

...then what's the problem? I'm still the same inside, even if this body is female.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

Look, it really isn't anything personal. I'm just. You're...female and...that changes things a bit, yeah?

[fononfailure]

Yeah, I know... That's one of the reasons I hate being stuck like this.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

But hey, you're getting married. Can't all be bad.

[fononfailure]

Speaking of which... Did you want to come? You don't have to, but since you're here, you're more than welcome to.

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

Can I think on that? I mean, seeing you marrying Asch is a little... [One look at her face and...sigh. SIGH.

Why is he so whipped?] Yeah. Yeah, I'll...be there. Whenever it is.

[fononfailure]

[ All too predictably, her expression falters at the first part, but brightens the instant he agrees. ] Thanks, Guy!

[ One problem. She's diving in to hug him again, this time without thinking. ]

[theawesomeguy.livejournal.com]

...[He's going to...back away now.]