http://mieudesuno.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mieudesuno.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] abyssdressing2011-04-01 02:19 pm

The apocalypse is nigh!

Asch agreeing to a drink with Emperor Peony? Luke studying more or less willingly? Asch chuckling? Uncle Jade?

It would appear Abyss Dressing Room has inexplicably stumbled upon the four signs of the apocalypse. This must explain why there is suddenly a horde of monsters poised to attack. Redheads! Denizens! Defend your nexus!

...Just be careful with those artes. Looks like the apocalypse is a lot fuzzier and noisier than anticipated. As such, every arte used spawns at least two dozen cheagles. And Mystic Artes spawn about fifty.

Good luck. And welcome to Luke's Asch's anyone who isn't Tear or Ion's hell.

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Well you won't have to taste it, ain't that good?]

That is quite a commendable attitude. Pity most people don't think that way. I'm curious though, how did you get out?

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[a better idea is Guy cooking delicious food that is not fish]

My - the person who told me about the Score. They helped. And Guy did, too.

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[How about some tasty carrot and mushroom stew~?]

But exactly who told you?

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guy wouldn't do that to me because he's not a jerk]

...

...my mother. Not that it's really any of your damn business.

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[We'll sack him then.]

Hmm, I never would have thought that she would do that, but she is quite protective of you, after all.

[Ah, how to proceed....? Luke would never have changed for the better if it hadn't been for Akzeriuth. Jade is beginning to regret having said anything.]

Tell me about Asch.

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-11 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[you can't sack him, he's my servant]

[Luke scowls at Jade's assessment of his mother, but he doesn't interrupt]

Asch? I already told you, he's my cousin. And I'm still not seeing how it's any of your damn business.

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-11 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[do you really want to test out Jade's godmode powers]

It's my 'business' because, in my world, your actions resulted in the deaths of over ten thousand people.

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-11 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[where's a fon slot seal when you need one]

[Luke goes visibly pale at that, and is silent for a while before gritting his teeth] The body count in my world is two hundred and climbing, and that's freaking high enough without you trying to add someone else's to it!

[then he slumps, just kind of drained]

- fine. Fine. Any more questions?

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-12 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry but you don't get access to huge amount of funds since you ain't a high-ranked noble anymore :) ]

200? Just what did you do? [And why haven't you changed for the better?]

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-12 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[I knew I shouldn't have taken the Gardios name, he doesn't even have any land]

I left Kimlasca! [and hey, he feels kind of extremely awful about the casualties from the increased border aggression but it's not like he's going to just admit it to Jade]

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah you should've gone into the Curtiss family; we could be bros!]

...Ah, I see. The tensions between Kimlasca and Malkuth, I presume? Have they gone to war?

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[LET ME THINK ABOUT IT no]

...no, they - they haven't announced that I'm missing or declared sanctions, but it's still - it's bad. [he looks away] They probably just don't wanna risk going out of order.

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[BUT DOESN'T LUKE FON CURTISS HAVE A NICE RING TO IT]

...The order ordained by the Score? Ah, yes, I suppose so...Kimlasca had used your death at Akzeriuth as an excuse for war.

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ಠ_ಠ]

[Luke winces a little but doesn't seem all that surprised by Jade casually talking about his death] That - that's what we're trying to avoid. If we can throw that part off, we can prove that the Score is just a - [he's going to make a pretty rude gesture here] - then maybe Kimlasca will think twice about going to war.

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[FINE I CAN MARRY YOU INSTEAD. LET'S GET MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED~*~*~*~!]

That is what we had to prove too. Although it proved itself when all the Outer Lands dropped back to where they originally were -- in the Qliphoth.

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[but will that get me access to 10% of the national budget?]

[Luke's just going to. Look at you. Because those words coming out of your mouth, were they supposed to somehow make sense?] ...

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-15 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[.....We could always try persuade Peony...?!]

[People are sooooo untrusting nowadays. Cassandra truths, eh.]


I suppose I should start from the beginning.

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Your Majesty, may I please have access to the treasury to mess with your childhood friend... ...actually, he might go for that.]

[still sorta looking at you] Yeah, let's try that.

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-16 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just how did Malkuth survive for so long...]

Very well. Do you know what Fomicry is?

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[the world may never know]

Uh... [scratches the back of his head] Kinda. I don't know any details, but...

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's obviously due to the amazing advice of the Necromancer! ALL HAIL JADE CURTISS.]

[Jade figures he might as well explain so there won't be any silly replica confusion going on later.]


It's to create an exact copy of an object. You were made from Fomicry, Luke, at least on my world. You're a replica of Asch.

[Yeah, better punch him in the face, he's going senile.]

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[denied x 2]

[...Jade already said something like this just now... and it's not actually any more believable the second time, so Luke's going to communicate that politely and with a level head.] ... ...your world is fucked up, Colonel.

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-18 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[WE'LL ORDER YOUR EXECUTION IF YOU DON'T BOW]

[Luke is such an eloquent lad.]


Yours is as well, I believe, with such dependency on the Score.

[identity profile] inlonelyexile.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Guy is legit nervous about returning Luke to Lady Susanne with his new and improved vocabulary.]

I - we're working on it. [he pauses] ...Asch said I should try working with His Majesty to publicly abandon the entire Score, at least in Malkuth, but that's - ...you would say that it'd end in tears and assassinations.

[identity profile] indigaytion.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: sob might throw Jade into that thread. also, gj, now the temporal wormhole monsters will come eat us all sob
GAME OVER: restart y/y?]

[Who was the one responsible for teaching Luke all those lovely words...Sesseman?]


I had been partly right, I suppose. His Majesty hadn't been assassinated, but there had been lots of discontent and deaths due to people clinging blindly to the Score even after it had been abolished.

What is the Peony in your world planning on doing?

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