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[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[So what does a hero of justice without his hero squad do? Sit in the middle of town at a booth, one with a MASSIVE SIGN.]

Are you courageous?
Do you have a good sense of justice?
Do you want to make a difference?

Then join the
FONIC WARRIORS ABYSSMAN!

[Put Luke in a sentai costume and call him a hero of justice all you want, it's still Luke in the end. Enjoy the brain break, ADR.]

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[fononfailure]

[ What's worse than one Luke getting into the spirit of justice? Two Lukes, naturally. ]

Oh, oh, I think I still have my costume!

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[Wow... you're a nice duplicate of him! With small melons! That's awesome!]

Really? You already are an Abyssman?

[fononfailure]

[ HEY! They're not-- ...awesome? Okay, she can live with that. ]

Yeah, but we're the same color. So I don't know how we're going to work that out. We both can't be Red.

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

Hm... that is a problem...

[Hrm...]

Do you have any black clothing dye? Or pink? You'd make a cute pink...

[fononfailure]

[ asldkfj ]

I'M NOT BEING PINK! I'll be black first!

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

Hunh? What's wrong with pink?

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[Wh-what. Just... what. Have another Luke standing there, looking at you utterly bewildered - he doesn't have his costume by the way, left it back in Auldrant.]

I don't think Emperor Peony expected us to take those costumes seriously!

<< threadjack. It's not okay I'll delete~

[imperial-flirt.livejournal.com]

Yes I did!

Oh no problem at all!, carry on!

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[aosijgajsdflljdoifase PEONY WHEN DID YOU GET HERE WHY MUST YOU DO THIS]

Y-you did?! But- I thought- [No words. No words at all. On the plus side, he probably isn't as uptight as when you last saw him? Of course that comes at the expense of him becoming an inarticulate mess like he is right now.]

[ooc; Now I need to go find a video of them getting their Abyssmen costumes again brb]

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[imperial-flirt.livejournal.com]

I did. I gotta admit I really like it when you guys really get in the spirit.

Now all we need is an Evil Fonist Doije...Or Dr. Reaper.

[Have an enthusiastic fist-pump before he starts laughing again.]

Hey~ Maybe I should just get right in on this. Now...All I need is a good color.

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[Peony, you are speaking to a boy who has been deprived of his childhood and therefore had never even heard of the Abyssmen until some kid was screaming about it in Sheridan, and then you handed the party the costumes a little while later.]

D-don't you think that's going a little- [says the kid who shouted "Agent of Justice, ABYSS RED!" at the end of every battle while he had the costume on]

[And congratulations! You have successfully distracted a replica.] A good color...? Um... well... there's lots of colors left, I think... [Except very few of them aren't derivatives of other colors, but it's not like Luke here's studied art theory or anything.] Yellow... purple.. white... um.. brown...?

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

Hunh? Costumes?

[What are these costumes you speak of?]

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[Stare... Okay very funny, other-me. Not.]

Those costumes! [gestures at your attire]

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

This isn't a costume! It's my armor of justice!

[Okay, so it's spandex, but still...]

[oldest7yearold.livejournal.com]

[... oh Lorelei he's talking to a version of himself that went off the deep end isn't he? Either that or...]

Did you... lose a bet with Emperor Peony or something? [Because he could see that happening. He really could.]

[imperial-flirt.livejournal.com]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT ABYSS RED!

For the justice of the world, go forth!

[See what a good mood he's in? It can't be because Luke just took this and RAN ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK with it. Oh, yes it is. So much so he's struggling not to laugh.]

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[Wow, a visit from the Emperor of Malkuth! Red jumped up, going right into his heroic pose!]

That's right, Emperor Peony! Defender of the Sacred Flame! Champion of justice! Abyss Red!

[imperial-flirt.livejournal.com]

You make me feel very happy, Red!

Anything exciting been happening lately?

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Emperor! The Evil Fonist is here, in this world!

[imperial-flirt.livejournal.com]

...I see.

Perhaps it's time to get serious then, Red? What can we do?

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Sup, Red.

There's a cheagle corpse being thrown at your head. What is it with this guy and murdering cute, innocent things?

But anyway.

Impact in 3...2...]

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

[...1. SPLAT!]

[Ugh, Red just sits there, staring as cheagle gore slid off his helmet.]

You really have problems, you know that?

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

[Dusts hands off.]

And my biggest one is right in front of me.

[abyssredhenshin.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of problems someone talks to someone else for. You know, I could probably hire someone...

[Yeah, he's implying you need therapy big time, Mr. Evil Fonist.]

Look, this is a hero recruitment drive! No villains allowed!

[auldrant-troll.livejournal.com]

Do you think I'm blind? That's what I'm here for. I wish to be a member of the Fonic Warriors Abyssman.

[.......Yeah, because throwing around rotting cheagles is totally what heroes do.]