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[So what does a hero of justice without his hero squad do? Sit in the middle of town at a booth, one with a MASSIVE SIGN.]

Are you courageous?
Do you have a good sense of justice?
Do you want to make a difference?

Then join the
FONIC WARRIORS ABYSSMAN!

[Put Luke in a sentai costume and call him a hero of justice all you want, it's still Luke in the end. Enjoy the brain break, ADR.]

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Exactly! My, I'm so pleased to see that you have grown more intelligent!

...

Evil Fonist, there's no nice way to put this:

You'd make a crappy hero. Get lost.

Oh, come now, give me a chance! I've heard that Abyss Blue had been missing. [Because he is Blue, in a roundabout sort of way mwuahahaha] I would make a fairly good replacement for him, don't you think?

[GLARE!]

No way! That spot is reserved, and not for a jerk like you!

In that case, perhaps we should create a new spot! I'd be perfectly happy with being Abyss Purple!

[Red's starting to wonder how many times he's going to have to say this...]

No.

[Say, Red, is that a...

SADFAICE?!]

[Hey, Luke's moeface was effective on the Evil Fonist. No reason to assume a pitiful kicked puppy expression won't be effective on Red.]

[...oh that's just so wrong, I can't even picture it.]

G-gh?! [S-shuffles backward] W-what are you doing?!

[Just taking evil to the next stage with more brainbreak for redheads!]

Trying to convince you that I am redeemable and capable of heroics, of course.

[Is he gliding forwards? Yup, totally.]

[Gyaaaaah... backing away, backing away...]

You just look more evil when you do that!

Then, perhaps you could enlighten me with how a hero is supposed to be like?

[Y U LEAVE HIM RED. MORE SADFAICE.]

Well, you--

[He was going to reach up for his helmet, but he stopped. LINE FACE THAT YOU CAN'T SEE FOREVER, DOIJE.]

Nice try! I'm not falling for that one!

[oh snap there goes his plan. Doesn't stop him from continuing to inch forward though.]

Just a simple description would do! I would do anything to win your favour, you know~ ♥

[SWORD! Pointed right at your nose!]

Get lost!

[BUT DOIJE JUST WANTS YOU TO LOVE HIM ;A;]

[but he doesn't particularly want his nose to get sliced off just yet or a sword through his face so he stops moving.]

Oh, I'd happily get lost in the thrill of a battle against villainy!

Oh for the love of--

[...wait, PING! Don't be blinded by the lightbulb of Red's sudden idea, Doije.]

If I give you a spot on the team, will you shut up?

There's hardly any point having a stereotypical 'Smart Guy' person on your team if you're not going to listen to his opinion, is there?

You know what I meant. Anyway, wait just a second.

[He goes in a nearby building to set something up. After a moment, he comes out, pointing back to the door.]

If you really want to cooperate, your uniform's ready in there.

[And should Doije enter...? Well... let's just say Red will be running as soon as he closes the door.]

I truly admire your skill for preparing a uniform in such a short time. I simply can't wait for you to watch me suit up!

[GRABS AT YOUR HAND TO DRAG YOU ALONG!]

[...oh snap.]

[Well, Doije, once you enter the building you get treated to the sight of your new blue costume... complete with fuzzy blue and white ears.]

[Congrats; you've been promoted from evil genius to mascot.]

[~~How cute~*~*~!!!~~]

[Not-Jade frowns a bit.]

Well, I suppose a mascot more intelligent than the rest of the team put together is a subversion.

[...he was fully expecting to be Indignation'd on the spot, so forgive Red for just stopping and staring for a moment.]

[Keep on staring, because Jade is starting to strip off his clothes.]

[aklsdjflaskjdf DID NOT WANT, DO NOT WANT. UGH. ATTEMPTING TO RUN AWAY NOW!]

[Without any hesitation, Doije chucks his cape at Red, hoping to either trip him up or blind him.]

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