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[Well, this was an awkward predicament. Clearly, the powers that be in the nexus need to recalibrate their aiming reticule, because people are just popping up in odd places now. Like, take this Luke for example, whom the nexus of worlds decided looked really good dangling from the limb of a tree.]

H-help! Someone? Anyone?!

[Luke flailed, trying to tug at his stuck coat. Unfortunately, the branch decided to give out. Look out below, because you about to have a derplica fall on top of you!]

[[ooc; Luke. Sid. Porn. Yeah.]

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[ If Luke thought his situation was awkward before, it's about to get a million times more so. One Asch with next to no sense of humor passed beneath the dangling dreck just as his only support snapped, leading the former to look up in time for face to meet crotch in the most epic collision this side of Auldrant. ]

[ Lineface at you forever, replica. ]

[Owww... Luke groaned, feeling himself resting on something soft and warm. And oh, there was something soft and warm on his crotch too... that brought back nice memories. He wiggled a moment, not sure if it was a good thing, before he pushed himself off...]

[...wait, that clothing...]

[...oh fuck his life.]

[Cue Luke practically levitating himself off of Asch, he jumped up so fast. He stammered, trying to find a good way to explain this.]

I didn't...! I swear...! I...!!!

[ It's lucky for Luke that his personal safety net wasn't sure who had incurred his wrath yet; he'll hold off on biting until he knows for certain which imbecile's privates -he can tell that much- smothered him. ]

[ Asch was slower in sitting up, though his expression held enough malice to frighten kittens from any distance.

Replica... Explain. Now.

[Luke shied away, danger senses tingling. Oh god, this is just not good.]

I-I don't know! I just appeared back here in the tree, and well... then you caught my crotch with your mouth...

[ Understatement of the century. It had been a good while since Asch last ventured out and even longer still since he last had a replica to play with, let alone his own. ]

How much of a failure do you have to be to end up in a damnable tree above me!

[ Asch stormed towards Luke once on his feet, cold eyes flashing in the fading light. ]

[Luke yelped, fumbling backward until he tripped over a tree root, falling over onto his butt, legs dangling up in the air. Does that answer your question, Asch?]

I-i-i-it wasn't my fault! I just appeared there!

[ Yes, yes it does. All the more reason for him to take this stray and teach him a few things. It would let out some of his own pent up frustration while ridding the world of a reject in the process. ]

[ Asch continued to storm forward until he had a leg on either side of Luke's torso. Go ahead and try it, dreck. ]

Shut up! Your sniveling is pissing me off more than usual!

[Luke swallowed, looking up at him with wide eyes. Not that he would normally say no to this, especially after how long it had been since he did this for anyone, but...]

...um, if you want me to make it up to you, shouldn't it be somewhere less public?

[ At that point Asch was forced to pause, eyes jumping from point to point over the replica. No doubt about it; this had to be the same one he had cornered before. Ever so slowly a sneer made its way across Asch's face until he was flat out leering. ]

I see no reason to bother with such a trivial matter. Unless it bothers you.

[Luke turned a vivid shade of red, biting his lip, before pushing himself up, resting comfortably against Asch's crotch.]

Well... if you really want me to...?

[ Oh, Luke. Asch didn't so much as blink at the return of Luke's face to his nether-regions, one hand twining in his hair. ]

What I want you can't possibly hope to provide, not that I ever planned on letting you go without being properly punished.

[A surprised look crossed his face for a moment. Hunh... that was the most introspective he had ever heard any Asch be, not to mention this one. He didn't want to ask, least it piss him off, but damn if he wasn't curious now.]

[He gave him a shy look at the mention of being punished, biting his lip.]

...is that a promise?

[ Clearly you need to get around more, Luke. Though at least he's learned better than some foolish replicas we all know. ]

Oh, I think I can manage to uphold my end of the bargain if you can hold up yours.

[ Double entendre? Naturally. ]

[Luke gave him an almost shy smile, though he was actually being a bit devilish, nuzzling against his crotch fondly, breathing against it.]

Hm... I think I can agree with that.

[He slid his hands up his legs, reaching to get those pants off. They were in the way, dammit.]

It isn't as though you have much of a choice.

[ In exchange, Asch simply rested against the tree and leered down at Luke while he worked; he was going to have fun all right. Here and back at his apartment later on. ]

[Luke allowed himself to roll his eyes at that; well, yeah, it was either sexual favors or fighting for his life after falling on top of this Asch. Either way, he was going to end up screwed; it was just better if he cooperated than tried to fight.]

[He pulled his pants down just enough to free Asch's penis, gently pushing it up a little with one finger as he lapped at the shaft almost shyly. Of course, just because he was going to go along with it, didn't mean he wouldn't have fun while he was at it.]

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Poor Luke. XDD

He's not the one getting slapped in the face with an idiot's hotdog. >XD

No, he's just the one who's hotdog is going to be eaten. :|b

With ketchup or mustard? :Ba

Ketchup. Obviously. :x

Actually, I think it might be more like mayo.>8D A-and these two probably weren't the best starters.

Now, whatever do you mean? >> <<

Just that now it needs a NSFW warning. <<b

...I thought that was IMPLIED

...BETTER TO BE CLEAR ON THOSE THINGS. <<b

LMAO fine, fine. <3

Best warning ever. <3 Though I honestly didn't expect them to uh, go at it like this. So fast anyway

It's Sacred Bacon and Sid. You're honestly surprised?