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[Well, this was an awkward predicament. Clearly, the powers that be in the nexus need to recalibrate their aiming reticule, because people are just popping up in odd places now. Like, take this Luke for example, whom the nexus of worlds decided looked really good dangling from the limb of a tree.]

H-help! Someone? Anyone?!

[Luke flailed, trying to tug at his stuck coat. Unfortunately, the branch decided to give out. Look out below, because you about to have a derplica fall on top of you!]




[[ooc; Luke. Sid. Porn. Yeah.]

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...BETTER TO BE CLEAR ON THOSE THINGS. <<b

[obsidianmotion]

[ Clearly you need to get around more, Luke. Though at least he's learned better than some foolish replicas we all know. ]

Oh, I think I can manage to uphold my end of the bargain if you can hold up yours.

[ Double entendre? Naturally. ]

LMAO fine, fine. <3

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[Luke gave him an almost shy smile, though he was actually being a bit devilish, nuzzling against his crotch fondly, breathing against it.]

Hm... I think I can agree with that.

[He slid his hands up his legs, reaching to get those pants off. They were in the way, dammit.]

Best warning ever. <3 Though I honestly didn't expect them to uh, go at it like this. So fast anyway

[obsidianmotion]

It isn't as though you have much of a choice.

[ In exchange, Asch simply rested against the tree and leered down at Luke while he worked; he was going to have fun all right. Here and back at his apartment later on. ]

It's Sacred Bacon and Sid. You're honestly surprised?

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[Luke allowed himself to roll his eyes at that; well, yeah, it was either sexual favors or fighting for his life after falling on top of this Asch. Either way, he was going to end up screwed; it was just better if he cooperated than tried to fight.]

[He pulled his pants down just enough to free Asch's penis, gently pushing it up a little with one finger as he lapped at the shaft almost shyly. Of course, just because he was going to go along with it, didn't mean he wouldn't have fun while he was at it.]