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[that's true o/ even more awesomeness for all ~~rofl I didn't actually read it because I prefer time travel fics where Luke remains at the manor but I could probably dig the site up xD~~]

Uhh... [well, none of that sounds very party-friendly either, but - akkjhfas warn a person before doing that] Got what?!

[ It'll be an awesome party where everyone is welcome! \o ~~I-I have to say that I can't recall ever having read an Abyss time travel fic at all. Which is somewhat shocking given how popular a theme it is. xD~~ ]

[ Asch is not the most party-friendly person around; just look at how he did with their small group. ] An idea, stupid! [ The insult has more of an affectionate ring to it now that her younger self has helped her formulate a plan. ]

[And there will be cake o/ ~~I eat that shit up like candyyyy without shame xD lol yeah it's so popular that it's a listable category on the search engine~~]

[you mean look what he didn't do with their group?] Don't call me stupid! [he's snapping back by reflex but he does look slightly curious. ...if morbidly so] What?

[ The most fail cake ever if they make it but cake nonetheless. \o ~~Sounds like me and post-game AUs. xDD ...now I have to wonder when there was a search engine. And the fail was a lie. <<;~~ ]

[ It's not possible for him to be pleasant with anyone besides Natalia at that age. ] Then don't act like you are. [ She's just teasing now, though he's let go a moment later and given a mildly scandalized look. The idea isn't inappropriate, but it's still embarrassing in her mind. ] Not telling.

[excuse me it is an avant garde cake. ~~those are also delicious, delicious candy o/ the japanese fandom has two xD no failing here ever~~~]

I'm not - ! [wait. wait what. what is that look. He grumbles but he doesn't press the issue because what. Also, side-eyeing you like a lot.]

[ True. Theirs would be avant garde, Natalia's cake would be experimental. Strangely, I've found comedy fics to be lacking in the Abyss fandom unless they're paired with smut. :|a Oh yeah! They do have a way to search for fics don't they. I tend to be more of an art collector, since my Japanese reading comprehension is one step above nil. 8'D ]

[ That's really only serving to make her more uncomfortable about the idea, and in turn her face turns a lovely shade of pink, making it seem worse than it actually is. I-if she's lucky, he'll be a derp and not jump to the wrong conclusions. ] Oh stop that.

[an important distinction o/ Yeahhh I don't see much straight-up comedy, but some fic premises crack me up even if they're otherwise serious. Like that AU where Asch is a dread pirate and he kidnaps Luke to be his cabin boy, loling foreverrrr. Nowadays I just hit up pixiv for art xD And yeah I'm not that great but perapera-kun is a lifesaver xD]

[Well, he's not thinking of anything specific at least, he mostly figures that he doesn't want to know :| And her reaction isn't doing much to dispel that notion] Stop what?

[ Nat's cake is nigh inedible. \o ~~......t-there are no words for that mental image. Besides LMAOWTFBBQ. Aaah, I hope that they make a perapera-kun for Chrome eventually. That's the browser I use. ;w;~~ ]

Giving me that look! It's not like that! [ Whatever "that" might be, unless he's got a vivid imagination. And in some ways he probably doesn't; it's a bit of a brainbreak idea for her as well. :|a ]

[so we're already one up on her o/ It was pretty beautiful, not gonna lie. Ahh, I hope he makes it compatible soon! I don't think I could live without perapera anymore lol :< Although firefox seems to be getting more annoying with each update]

Well, then what is it like?! [no, wait, don't say it :|]

[ Until Jade brings an indignation cake to the party and blows us to pieces \o I can picture Luke getting seasick to boot. Me too! I can read hiragana and katakana well, but other than a few kanji I'm sunk. :( asldkfj maybe give Chrome a try?? I love how easy on the resources it is. :'D ]

I-- It-- [ Ask and ye shall receive. ] It's girly, that's what it's like!!

[dammit Jade, we just can't take you anywhere :| And at the end of the fic he ~cuts his hair~ to represent ~the death of the old Luke fon Fabre~ as he chooses to stay with Asch and have pirate adventures, and I wept a single, crystalline tear... nah seriously i loved the hell out of it. I might give it a go! My laptop's starting to get cranky xD]

It - [man :\ he was also doing a great job of putting the fact that she's a girl now out of his head] You know what? Don't tell me.

[ We'll have to get Guy to be in charge. :/ Oh goodness gracious gravy gumballs, that is rich and I love it. It sounds like a yaoi one might find in stores. >XDDD I definitely think Chrome is worth a try! The lack of a bar at the bottom and top frees up valuable space to view pages. :Db

[ You're going to have to get used to it, Luke. Or stop talking to her, not that she'd ever leave him alone. :|a Just wait. She might be tempted to don the skimpiest, girliest bathing suit she can find to scar him with. ] You asked. [ Though she's quite satisfied with not going into detail. There's a reason she sticks to an outfit near identical to her old one. ]

[A-at least his cooking has never killed anybody? ~~Yeah I love the crazy stuff they come up with xD I'll try downloading it when I'm back on my laptop :D~~]

[s-sob why] Well, now I'm not asking.

[ True. He's too nice and smart. ~~Sometimes they do come up with ideas that are TOO crazy. xD; Woohoo! Hope it works for you! :Db~~ ]

[ BECAUSE SHE CAN. And it's boatloads of fun to see whose jaws scrape the ground. Now they need a topic change. Hmm... ] What are you reading? [ Yes! Nothing like a convenient book for redirecting their attention. ]

[What would we do without him? ~~well... yeah xD; There's one where Luke goes back in time and is Jade's mom, that... was pretty weird...~~]

Huh? Oh. [he holds the cover up so she can see it] Uh, it's an account of the Hod War. [except in this case convenient might mean awkward]

[ Punt? Or get into so much trouble that he has to help anyway. ~~.......sob. Why would anyone do that. Whyyyyyyyy--~~ ]

[ Well, they sure as hell aren't going to keep talking about her hypothetical frills. She's a bit taken aback by the subject matter he's chosen, but it was obvious from the get-go this one was a little strange. So thinks the kettle. ] Hod? I didn't think that would interest you at all. [ Asch is having her read all this historical crap and it makes her want to nap every. Single. Time. ]

[So he's stuck with us o/ ~~I backbuttoned pretty quick >_>~~]

[if it's ever let slip that she thinks he is the weird one, he might be too speechless with the indignity to even throw a tantrum] I've already read this one, but Guy says that if I wanna understand something, I should start at the beginning. And as far as I can tell, this was the beginning of the whole - [he waves a hand in a way that hopefully communicates 'apparently Master Van is crazy and wants to destroy the world', he still doesn't know how he should react to that]

[ Good thing he loves us \o ~~I'd have also gone for the brain bleach orz~~ ]

[ Clearly it will have to come out at some point for the sheer lulz factor. At least her hair is normal! ] I don't think reading one nation's skewed view on what happened will help you wrap your head around it any better. No amount of explaining can give sense to such pointless fighting. [ Unfortunately, she takes the vague gesture to mean the state of politics from the apparent time he was at before coming here, which would be prior to Akzeriuth. Knowing what background information she does about Kimlasca's turmoil hasn't made it any less idiotic. ]

[we love him too, that's why we make life hard for him o/ ~~I don't think any amount of brain bleach will help sob~~]

[YES wait i mean sob why does it always come back to the hair :|] I know that! But even if it doesn't make sense, I can't exactly do anything if I don't even know why it happened in the first place. [he's not about to correct her and anyway, he also can't understand why people seem to have so much trouble with the concept of 'how about let's not kill people']

[ We help him grow by being pains in the ass! \o ~~You'd have to drown your brain in it, take it out and beat it on a rock, send it to be dry cleaned, then burn it twice over...~~ ]

[ Well, what else is a person supposed to notice when it resembles something a liger threw up? :||| And one day she's going to punch that statement right out of his skull. ] Unless you plan on doing something stupid, I'm not sure what you can do. [ There's a warning edge in her statement, but also... dammit, she almost sounds like their mother! ]

[so we really have his best interests at heart o/ ~~but I need that brain ;o;~~]

[It does not :| something that a cheagle threw up, at the very least] I'm not planning on doing anything stupid! [this is true. When he does stupid things, very little planning tends to go into it]

[ They just happen to include siccing girls on him \o ~~Don't worry! Like Dist, it shall rise again to suffer more abuse! \:'D/~~ ]

[ Does too. :T ...okay, that could be more accurate. Not even going there because seriously, who the hell compares animal upchuck. ] Good! You better not! It's bad enough one of us screwed up royally. [ Ah, good old Luke logic, how we love thee. And she wouldn't know; she never does anything stupid ~~intentionally~~. ]

[exposure therapy o/ ~~wait I don't want a Dist brain~~]

[it's the best logic, obviously.] I don't need you telling me that. [but the retort is pretty half-hearted because he doesn't really like thinking about this either.]

[ Yes! Then we move to a hands-on approach \o ~~But it will be simply ~GORGEOUS~!~~ ]

[ Luke gives him a familiar glare - listen to your elders, dammit! - and lets out a huff as he gets a swat to the back of his head. ] Better you hear it from me than someone like Jade or Asch. I know what you're going through.

[just thinking of his future, you know o/ ~~but what if it ends up runny :(~~]

Hey! [He rubs at the sore spot and grumbles something that may or may not sound like 'Colonel Curtiss can go fuck himself', giving her a searching look before casting his gaze aside] Yeah, yeah, I get it.

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GDIT SORRY FOR THE SCREW UPS <<;;

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