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[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[Something's not quite right here, so naturally, it really must be wrong. After all, who just leaves a scrumptious looking triple layer cake with butter cream frosting just sitting on a table in the middle of a street? Certainly not a dorky not-quite-alive replica on the look out for specimens that honestly thinks humans are dumb enough to fall for this. Nope, not at all.]

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[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, but I wasn't the one to fall for such an obvious trap.

[Smiiiirk~]

It's a shame, you're not even going to be that interesting to cut open...

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

[He makes a sound kind of similar to a strangled squawk.]

What the hell?! Don't come any closer!

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[Luke ignored him, letting out a faint contemplative noise.]

Hm... though I suppose if I damage you too much, it would interrupt my own development. Quite a conundrum...

[G'head, have that little bit of hope that you might be set free...]

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

Your...development? [This guy is completely nuts.] Just let me go already, dammit!

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[Luke let out an exasperated noise.]

...perhaps the first thing I'll do is remove your vocal cords. I am trying to think. Be silent.

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

What are you even thinking about?

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

How to ensure I can properly dissect you without my future being altered.

[He says it so damn cheerfully, you'd think it was Jade joking around.]

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

[Yep, definitely getting Jade vibes.]

Shut up! You're not me! [There are just so many things wrong with what this guy's saying that Luke doesn't know where to start.] Are you crazy?!

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Quite crazy. It's more fun that way, thank you.

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

[Well, this isn't working, and neither is kicking at the cage bars. Maybe he has to...reason his way out of this.]

Just let me go and save both of us the trouble!

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

Trouble? When did I indicate that this was troublesome for me? I rather like the challenge.

[He's enjoying this, btw.]

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

What?! I don't get you at all! If I'm you -- and I'm not saying that I am -- killing me could kill you too! [All this made his head hurt.] Find someone else too experiment on!

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

Kill you? You're being rather presumptuous. Who said anything about killing you?

[CUE THE EVIL GRIN.]

You'd be surprised what you can live through.

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

[Do not want. So much do not want.]

Just let me out of here! How many times do I have to repeat myself?

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[Luke paused, considering...]

Mm... about five more times should do well enough.

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

Are you joking?!

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

Naturally. You should realize that no amount of begging will help you.

[A pause, before he smirked.]

Although if you grovel like the lesser being you are, I may consider being merciful.

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

[Screw you too.]

"Lesser being"? I don't get you at all! What are you? You're like an even worse version of Jade!

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

I am a hybrid of human of arrancar. I don't expect you to be able to comprehend what that means.

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

...Arrancar?

[Yep, your expectation was met.]

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

A corrupted spirit will have to suffice for explanation; the full version will be too complicated for you.

[A pause.]

...oh, yes, by the way, you die.

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

What?! [One look at his expression will be enough to tell you he doesn't believe you.] Shut up! You're making less and less sense!

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

Oh, what's the matter? Can't handle the truth?

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

You're lying!