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[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[Something's not quite right here, so naturally, it really must be wrong. After all, who just leaves a scrumptious looking triple layer cake with butter cream frosting just sitting on a table in the middle of a street? Certainly not a dorky not-quite-alive replica on the look out for specimens that honestly thinks humans are dumb enough to fall for this. Nope, not at all.]

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[for-her-master.livejournal.com]

[Who would leave a cake in the middle of the road indeed. Anise stared at the dessert, placing her hands on her hips as she gazed down at it before looking around. Was this some kind of odd offering?

After a moment, she couldn't resist, the devil poked her finger into the frosting before sticking it into her mouth.]

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[...well, apparently some humans are that stupid!]

[DOWN COMES THE CAGE!]

[for-her-master.livejournal.com]

[Nope, just curious. The cage is rather interesting touch though.]

Oh my, a trap. This doesn't seem like a game Master would play... How exciting♥

[She smiled playfully, ruby eyes looking around for whomever captured her.

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[That was answered soon after, as the redhead responsible jumped down from his perch, peering down into the cage.]

An Anise? I would have thought such a thing beneath you.

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[engel]

[ Who indeed. Given that this wasn't the appropriate area for setting up a sales stand in the first place, an unmonitored dessert strikes Asch as being highly unusual even for the nexus. ]

[engel]

[ He slows to a halt several feet away from the aforementioned table to give the set-up not a once-over, but more like a ten-over. Could it be poisonous? A monster lying in wait? ]

[engel]

[ The former seemed more likely than the latter, but he wouldn't put it past this place. It's easy for him to reach a quick decision given the derptastic mentality of most inhabitants here. Out comes his sword. ]

[glasses-gleam.livejournal.com]

[Jade walks up the path with a smile and stops a few feet from the cake.]

Oh, look~ A delicious cake someone has mistakenly left out in the middle of nowhere. How lucky for me that I love cake in random places♥

[He then chuckles and collects the cake. Curiosity is just trouble sometimes. Just like poorly-made traps set by redheads.]

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[...oh this isn't going to end well. There's a surprised noise as the cage starts coming down, as if said redhead just realized who had purposefully set it off.]

[Uh oh.]

[glasses-gleam.livejournal.com]

[You have obtained(for the moment) CAGED JADE x1! Congratulations Luke, Jade raises an eyebrow and doesn't drop his smile quite yet as he eyes the redhead.]

...Luke~ I knew out of everyone here; you'd set dangerous traps like this.

[allthatdies]

[Van eyes the cake. It looks delicious, yes, but also suspicious. He hesitates a moment, before picking up a bit of frosting with the tip of a finger. He should be able to tell if there's poison or not, surely.]

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[Poison? No.]

[Cage? Yes.]

[The cage clanged down around Van, to the accompaniment of evil sounding chuckling that made Dist sound sane.]

[allthatdies]

[This is embarrassing.

Van looks up to try and see the source of the cackle and scowls.] Was this your idea of an effective trap?

[replicavan.livejournal.com]

[HAPPILY EATIN' UR CAKE.]

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[...wow, two Van's in one cake. WHAT ARE THE ODDS.]

[Say hello to fraccion Luke's cage of awesome, Van.]

[replicavan.livejournal.com]

[This little replica looks up and notices the cage, but doesn't seem too concerned about it. He's on the cake-side of the bars after all.]

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

[Cake? Here? Weird.]

[But Luke's kinda hungry, and if someone's stupid enough to leave a delicious cake out here, then it's their loss. Delicious cake, here he comes!]

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[...man, he was such an idiot when he had long hair.]

[Hey, Luke. HERE COMES THE CAGE.]

[needs-haircut.livejournal.com]

[Omnomnomno--]

Hey, what the hell?! [His screeching might be more impressive if his mouth wasn't full of cake. He draws his sword and starts kicking at the cage.]

Lemme out of this thing!

[wheresyourcrown.livejournal.com]

[Damn, that cake looks delicious.

Plus he hasn't eaten all day.

But a cake in the middle of the road? Madness. Madness and way too convenient. There must be a strategic way to assess the state of the cake without endangering himself. Assuming it was a trap, something might try to kill him. In which case, throwing something at the cake might not yield results. Then again, if something did try to kill him, he could most certainly be ready for it. And he could check if the cake was poisoned before he ate it in the first place.

After that small strategic runabout in his head, Jade simply wandered over, speararm at the ready- just in case.

Cake.]

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[Luke is... really starting to believe that all humans are stupid, even if they're named Jade.]

[As soon as he gets close enough to the cake, down comes the cage.]

[wheresyourcrown.livejournal.com]

[Even people named Jade want cake every once in a while.

However, he seems unperturbed as he checks the cake for poison first. Once addressing that, he looks about for the person who set up the cage.]

I'll be sorely disappointed if this cake is disgusting.

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[Cake! It's a cake! Lorelei had heard much about the wonders of pastries and icing and confection, but alas, being a fonon sentience hadn't allowed much time to savour the joys of food. Might as well take this chance when someone so thoughtfully left a cake out for any passerbys to enjoy!]

[He drifted over to the cake and was about to take a bite when he realized the flaw in his plan. He had no mouth. Nor did he have tastebuds.]

Well now, this just isn't fair!

[He's just...gonna circle around the cake in a fit of depression, like a sulky serpent of fire.]

Oh this is going to be interesting... XD

[fonicfraccion.livejournal.com]

[Did Lorelei ever get to enjoy the pleasure of cages? Because one would be coming down over it as he circled around the cake.]

Definitely! B)

[trollelai.livejournal.com]

[Well, anything's better than being trapped inside Van. In fact, this was positively delightful! Lorelei pokes at one of the bars curiously before returning his attention to the cake. Maybe if he tries to glide through it...?]