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[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Hey guuuuys...

Could someone explain what sex is? Gai didn't do it very well...


[ ahaha i am so sorry ]

Comments

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ fidgets, still pouting ] Why are you turning awaaaay?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Because I don't feel like letting you see my... You know.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Why do you get to watch me but I don't get to watch you?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I'm not watching you.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

You were!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... [ turns a little toward her. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I can't see you...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... [ turns a little bit more. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...You're being a baby.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ TURNS FULLY TOWARD HER. ] There. Happy?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

....It looks weird.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks. That's kind of you to say.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault it's ugly. [ :< ]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... [ OH. LOOK AT HIS FACE. HE IS SO HURT. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

I-I'm sorry! Don't look sad!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

It's not ugly.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...Okay. It's not.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You're only saying that to make me feel better. Lies.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

W-well what do you want me to say?!

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Stick to your opinion.

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

...I think boys' things look icky.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

All boys?

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

[ nods ] Penises are gross looking. They kinda look like little monsters...

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

... [ time to very painfully force himself back into his pants. ]

[iamfuckingsweet.livejournal.com]

Y-you don't have to do that! I'm sorry!