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[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[have a new Asch. Have a new Asch open a door and go right outside not realizing he's not in his usual spot and have our new Asch cuss his little redheaded heart out when he's hit with the sunlight.

Oh, and yeah, his skin suddenly sparkles like no one's business.

No, the mun could not write this with a straight face.

Please, if you will be so kind, amuse said mun by asking WTF is up with the sparkling.]

((I would say this probably qualifies as NWS. This is why you don't let a mun snark on Twilight and read Jim Butcher's Dresden Files at the same time!))

Comments

[crimsonhavoc.livejournal.com]

.... DUDE YOU SHINY WHY YOU SHINY.

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

Because the sun is stupid and should be behind a cloud at all times.

[crimsonhavoc.livejournal.com]

.... I'm not trippin' balls, am I?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

No. [goes under a roof so the sun doesn't shine on him and sparklies gone!]

[crimsonhavoc.livejournal.com]

....... D'aww, why'd you do that?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

I am not your amusement.

[crimsonhavoc.livejournal.com]

No fun.

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[glares. And now that he's out of the sun, you can see this Asch is inhumanly beautiful and pale and I am not digging out my copy of Twilight to say this just go imagine the most purply prose possible for saying "THIS IS A VAMPIRE YOU IDIOTS" and you have the idea]

[crimsonhavoc.livejournal.com]

*ohohohoh and he totally notices this, so he's gonna keep staring at you, now~*

[fononfailure]

*double-take time. since when did Asch.. sparkle?* ...?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[grumbling, going back inside]

[fononfailure]

*moves a little bit closer.* Asch?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

What?

[fononfailure]

...is there.. a reason you're all shiny?

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

Why do you think, dreck?

[fononfailure]

I don't know. And don't call me dreck.

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

Stop playing dumb. We all know you don't need to play.

[akaishodou.livejournal.com]

Your skin is fucking amazing.

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[sarcastic] Thank you.

[akaishodou.livejournal.com]

[Goes to touch his skin, MOLESTING TIEMS.]

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[it's very, very hard. And he smirks, red lips curving attractively]

[akaishodou.livejournal.com]

[INSTA PULLS HIS HAND BACK.]

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

You're the one that touched me. [my, is he trying to look more attractive?]

[akaishodou.livejournal.com]

It was shining, can you blame me? [INSTA COVERS HIS EYES. To attractive.]

[yes-itdoes.livejournal.com]

[touches his lips, trying to put some mind whammy into the touch]