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[have a new Asch. Have a new Asch open a door and go right outside not realizing he's not in his usual spot and have our new Asch cuss his little redheaded heart out when he's hit with the sunlight.

Oh, and yeah, his skin suddenly sparkles like no one's business.

No, the mun could not write this with a straight face.

Please, if you will be so kind, amuse said mun by asking WTF is up with the sparkling.]

((I would say this probably qualifies as NWS. This is why you don't let a mun snark on Twilight and read Jim Butcher's Dresden Files at the same time!))

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... *slowly does as she's told.*

[kisses her cheek]

I.. Y-you.. *eyes go wide before shutting them tightly.*

[pulls back, growling, lips burned] I see.

*shrinks away at the growling.* See what..?

[pulls away] Never you mind.

*grabs him by the arm, frowning.* Did I do something wrong?

Don't touch me.

... *releases him sadly.*

[inspects his arm] Lucky you grabbed cloth, you idiot.

Why..? What would've happened if I hadn't?

... [gives her the "you can't be THAT stupid" look and indicates his lips]

*well, now she's feeling guilty.* ...but why did touching me hurt you?

You know nothing about the Courts? Hmph. You're protected.

I told you I don't know what that is or what you're even talking about.

You're protected from my Court. [eyes her] Sad, I was looking forward to that.

Protected how? *gives him a confused look.* To what?

[ignoring the first question] To feeding off you.

O-oh. I wish I could help you...

[ so cruel to me~ there goes my goal of having her get it on with all your male asches. <<; ]

[smirks]

((Well, if she ever falls out of love with her Asch...))

...there's nothing I can do for you?

[ somehow, I don't think that'll ever happen. dammit. XD ]

Not unless you stop loving.

((Yeah, this is what happens when I read Jim Butcher before trying a Stephenie Meyer parody. He's White Court, which is the Court of succubi and incubi. He's probably thinking she's Red Court, since she looks human but has fangs. She's not like Bram Stoker's vampires, so she's not Black Court.))

Why would that help you?

[ you have completely lost me, as I have no knowledge of either of those. <<;; ~~she likes/loves all asches, does that count? XDDD~~ ]

[snorts]

((... I'm going to go round up all my Dresden Files and go up there now. No, wait, Storm Front is at my parents and I still have no fucking idea where Dead Beat went. Fuck. Needless to say, Jim Butcher = fucking excellent author and hilarious as hell. His vampires are divided into several Courts, which were explained very briefly above. The only thing I didn't add was that vampires in the Red Court are basically demons in a human suit and the ones in the Black Court look completely inhuman and rotting. The skin sparkling... well, that's a Stephenie Meyer thing. Her vampires sparkle in direct sunlight. I am not kidding oh wow Twilight DOES mean you never have to say you're kidding!))

...I'm sorry I hurt you.

[ XDDD Now I want to read those books. Maybe I'll have to head out and hit the library or used bookstores. It was the sparkling skin that made go "Okay. I HAVE to respond to this." Shiny Asch ftw. ]