abyssdressing | [FILTERED TO EVERY GUY OR VERSIONS OF GUY OR... JUST GUYS!]

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Hey Narnians! Seeing how I just made myself "The Guy", I've decided to make an army! A GUY army!

That's right. We're going to invade this place and turn this place into a Guy-Only Narnia!

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I'm not sure... but perhaps you should stay away from strange-colored mushrooms, eh?

I'm being serious.

As am I.

But uhh... I don't think you're in a closet... and this isn't ... "Narnia" or whatever... for I have yet to see a talking Lion... I mean, you COULD mean Largo--but I really haven't seen one around.

Largo... That's it. He's the Lion who watches over Narnia.

BUT THERE ISN'T ONE HERE--As of yet... I don't think... I could be mistaken... But... you are, as they would say, a bit... delusional.

I'm not being delusional.

Alright... but I really can tell you that this isn't Narnia or whatever... and that the Luke you may want to kill is still in your world. Unless he's here, but I don't see how that gives you reason to kill all the other people that look like him. They're different.

They may be different, but I know what's going on in their heads. They're plotting against us Guys. I know it.

Alright... not delusional... paranoid.

Fine. But if Luke ever shoves a bomb up your ass, don't come crying to me.

[laughs lightheartedly] Actually that wouldn't surprise me... MY Luke anyway, I wouldn't put it past him, only given certain circumstances--but I'd well deserve it by then. I've met other Luke's though that I know wouldn't even have the thought...