[FILTERED TO EVERY GUY OR VERSIONS OF GUY OR... JUST GUYS!]

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

Hey Narnians! Seeing how I just made myself "The Guy", I've decided to make an army! A GUY army!

That's right. We're going to invade this place and turn this place into a Guy-Only Narnia!

Comments

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

...I don't think this will work.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

First off, most of the Guys probably don't want to turn this place into a Guy-Only Narnia... Whatever that is.
Second, there are way too many Lukes and Aschs around. I wouldn't want to harm them in the first place.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

... You've got to be kidding me.

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

You actually like Luke and Asch?

[losthispath.livejournal.com]

Most of them, yes. I don't know why I shouldn't.

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

U-um, excuse me.

What if you aren't Guy, yet at the same time you are Guy?

My name is Gailardia. Am I banned?

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Being a version of Guy is all that counts.

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

I see. All right, then.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

Great! Are you good with swords?

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

I am.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

Then you'll be my personal body guard... In case someone wants to kill me, of course. Not saying that I'm likely to die, just... you know, I need to lead the rest of the Guys.

Yeah.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You can't be The Guy.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

But I want to be The Guy.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

You aren't awesome enough.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

I'm organizing my own Guy army! How is that not awesome?!

[honeyorvinegar.livejournal.com]

They'll think you're racist.

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

R-Racist? How so?

[knightinspandex.livejournal.com]

That's a troubling thought...

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

What is?

[knightinspandex.livejournal.com]

A "Guy Only Narnia"...?

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

Yeah! No Lukes, no Asches. Just us and Narnia here!

[knightinspandex.livejournal.com]

.................


Yep. Troubling thought. Why on earth would you want to do that?

[amaaaazing-guy.livejournal.com]

Because we can!