(no subject)

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

So many young men around... it is quite the affair.

Anyone who would like a special present, is under the age of 18, and is male, feel free to come by. ♥

Comments

[fononfailure]

....that sounds decidedly questionable.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

I'm nothing if not a man of clarity.

[fononfailure]

Yet you fail to clarify what kind of "present" you're talking about.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

You should know as well as anyone, Luke.

[fononfailure]

Oh, I have an idea. That would be the reason I'm here.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

Really now.

[fononfailure]

Yes, really.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

And?

[fononfailure]

If you're planning on hurting anyone, I'd think again.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

Perish the thought.

[fononfailure]

Hmph. So what kind of present are you talking about?

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

Ha. You really have to ask, Luke?

[fononfailure]

It's so hard to tell with you. I wouldn't want to assume wrong.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

You of all people should be fully aware.

[fononfailure]

My memory is a bit fuzzy. Enlighten me.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

Must I really...? It wasn't all that long ago.

[fononfailure]

For you, perhaps.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

Very well.

*reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tootsie roll pop* Or are you going to say you don't remember when I'd give you these for a job well done...?

[fononfailure]

..... *has a somewhat relieved and yet exasperated look.* Yep, definitely not the Van I know.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

Ah, you were expecting the punishment for a job done poorly?

[fononfailure]

...I'm still half afraid to ask what that would be.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

Only half?

[fononfailure]

So far you haven't proven to be entirely bad.

[seizinurglory.livejournal.com]

Of course not. ...Why would you even think I was...?

[fononfailure]

Because I'm quite experienced with Vans.