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[ he had it down to an art these days -- eyes locked on the laptop's monitor while his hands blindly and fiercely tapped at the right keys. with no hands to hold his cigarette, it dangles from his lips, the ashes threatening to break off into his lap at any moment. yeah, he's in the building most people seem to stay in, spending his time at a counter in one of the overly stocked kitchens.

just, you know, needed to get away from the horribly claws of sandwich the demon kitten for a bit. ]

I really, really, really, really fuckin' hate this god damn game.

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Of course, I presume that will mean very little considering the apparent multiverse-bending powers this area appears to have.

Yeaaahhh, I think we're definitely not from the same place.

Most likely. The Gailardia from my world gained almighty power and attempted to use it to create a replica world.

And his vision was fine.

...What.

He tested 20/15 for his vision, last I heard.

I greatly feel the need to punch him in the face, for some reason.

He's already dead, punching him really wouldn't do much good.

...Well, damn. I'll bring him back just to do it.

That would quite the spectacle, I'm certain.

...Would you like a tootsie roll pop? *holds a few up*

... [ eyes them. ] They aren't poisoned, right?

Why would I have any reason to poison you? *he cocks an eyebrow* They're perfectly safe, and come in cherry, blueberry, and chocolate.

You never know.

Uh... I'll take the cherry one, I guess.

Hm.

*hands it over* I'm sure you know what you need to do for the sake of research, yes?

...What?

Count how many licks it takes to get to the center.

You may help cure cancer.

How can that help cure cancer?

I'm not sure. You'd have to ask the Necromancer from my world about that one.

...Okay.

...So what's this 'Game' you were playing on this machine?

It's called World of Warcraft, and this machine is actually called a computer.r

That? A computer? I didn't know they could be made that... compact.

...World of Warcraft... the name is intriguing.

Well, yeah. You'd be surprised. They make ones these days that can fit in manila envelopes.

Yet this damn game makes me want to punch infants.

...I wonder if Dist was involved.

The penalty for punching infants really isn't worth the momentary euphoria.

That would be terrifying.

... [ oh lolol. ] Ahaha... I guess.

First you get slapped, then sued, then imprisoned... And all for a punch.