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[ he had it down to an art these days -- eyes locked on the laptop's monitor while his hands blindly and fiercely tapped at the right keys. with no hands to hold his cigarette, it dangles from his lips, the ashes threatening to break off into his lap at any moment. yeah, he's in the building most people seem to stay in, spending his time at a counter in one of the overly stocked kitchens.

just, you know, needed to get away from the horribly claws of sandwich the demon kitten for a bit. ]

I really, really, really, really fuckin' hate this god damn game.

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*grabs his ear and starts trying to climb up higher.*

H-hey! That hurts!

Take it back, then! *shorty here is yelling right in your ear, Guy~*

Shit! [ finally reaches up to try and pick him up and away from his ear. ] Look, I can't and I won't take anything I've said about that asshole back. Just take joy in the idea that I'm not talking about the Asch you know... Or something.

Asch is Asch is Asch! *gonna try and chomp on his hand, or at least his fingers.*

Don't make me fling you.

... *escape time.. down his SHIRT! talk about a cheap thrill~*

[ ajksdksf and he gives a little shriek like it was a mouse escaping into the fabric. ] W-what the hell?!

*the long haired one is just going to laugh his ass off and roll around on the keyboard while the other makes his way out the bottom of his shirt.*

This just makes me think that you guys do a little more for Asch than just act as his "guardian angels." [ at least he could get some lulz out of this. ]

What do you mean by that? *careful, Guy~ he happens to be standing a certain part of your anatomy.*

Well, there's no way that Asch could ever get anyone -- male or female. Does he rely on you guys for, you know, a little bit of fun every now and then?

... *angel side does not appreciate that comment and is now jumping up and down on Guy's crotch as hard as he can.*

[ faslsddjsfl. ] You fuckin' tiny bastard! [ grabs him tightly in his good hand. ]

[ AHAHAHA ASFKL OH GOD WHY IS HER USERNAME THE SAME LENGTH AS GUY'S. ]

*while he's beating on Guy's hand, the other one is going to come to his rescue.. ..by taking his place jumping on Guy's privates.* Let him go!

[ AHAHAHAHA LADY ION SWEARS LIKE ANISE!! 8'D ]

[ the pain was too much to bare, and he ends up falling all the way out of the chair and to the tile floor below. now for a groan of pain... ]

[ I'M SO SORRY, FEMALE!ION. I'VE MADE HER INTO A PERVERT AND NOW SHE HAS THE MOUTH OF A SAILOR. yeah, too much time around anise. ]

*the shorties will now take this chance to try and escape from the big, bad, scary Guy.*

[ ROFL. SHE HAS A LOT OF CHARACTER, AT LEAST. She's a bad influence. ]

[ writhe writhe writhe on the floor, in horrible pain. ] Y-yeah, go back to sex with your Asch.

Stuff it, dreck! *uses his crotch for a springboard, taking the short-haired one by the hand.*

Fuck! If I see you two again, I swear to god...!

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