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[ another day, another morning. he woke up, as usual, a mess in the blankets and sheets covering the bed, forcing himself to sit up to keep from falling back asleep and wasting the day in the land of dreams.

however, this morning? something was quite different.

a little too different. hello, bloody murder scream that could wake the entire dressing room! ]

[ ooc; this is what happens when i'm bored. yeah, jerk!guy ain't all that manly anymore. he is also in the house he lives in

tothedeathofus... but if you're creepy and/or passing by, you can check on him. the window is most likely open. and (s)he's topless, but hey! and, aha, nsfw. i did not expect him to be so compliant! ]

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They were not scrawny! Jealousy.

I had more muscles than you...

In that stomach of yours, probably. My arms were easily better.

The only thing you had an advantage over me was your height. My arms, my stomach, and my penis were all greater than yours.

...Oh, you only wish your penis was better than mine. Now I just know you're lying.

You realize we were both naked at the same time, right? I saw it and even had my mouth over it, and it was definitely not bigger than mine.

...Yeah, uh, this is why I'm glad to be a girl. You're an asshole.

...Thanks, Love. [And let's go of her. :|]

What? You're the one making me feel inadequate.

[Sighs and runs a hand through his hair, moving to get under the covers] It was just teasing. You don't have to insult me all the fucking time.

And it sounded like you were insulting me!

You know, if I insulted you just a third of the amount you insult me, you'd be out slashing your wrists thinking that I hated you.

... [ sits up, swinging her legs over the bed. and she gets off the bed, off in the direction of the bathroom. ]

[Just follows her with his eyes, frowning.]

[ disappears into said bathroom, slamming the door behind her. ]

[And that makes him twitch. Door slamming was never good, so he sits up and fixes his eyes on the door] ...Guy?

[ SILENCE. ]

...

Guy...[Gets out of bed and goes to put some boxers on before going to the door] Hey, come on...I'm sorry, alright? I just hate it when you call me all those names.

What had we just been discussing, though? Me feeling inadequate as a male? And you go saying those things...

Fuck you.

[...Steps away from the door and sighs.]

[Now to pathetically gather his clothes and put them back on, not bothering to hide how shitty he felt since she couldn't see him.]

[ while she's just going to sit on the cold tile floor of the bathroom and cry, just like the girl she is. ]

[Luke walks to the door once again, and murmurs with a serious voice] ...Bye, Guy. [And only leaves it at that, not giving a hint if he was going to come back or not.]

[And goes get Sandwhich.]

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