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[blackparts.livejournal.com]

[ another day, another morning. he woke up, as usual, a mess in the blankets and sheets covering the bed, forcing himself to sit up to keep from falling back asleep and wasting the day in the land of dreams.

however, this morning? something was quite different.

a little too different. hello, bloody murder scream that could wake the entire dressing room! ]

[ ooc; this is what happens when i'm bored. yeah, jerk!guy ain't all that manly anymore. he is also in the house he lives in tothedeathofus... but if you're creepy and/or passing by, you can check on him. the window is most likely open. and (s)he's topless, but hey! and, aha, nsfw. i did not expect him to be so compliant! ]

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[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

That's not trouble, stupid. That's just what you are.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I'm normally a man!

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

That still doesn't mean you're in trouble, though.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am. This is unnatural and cruel.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...You're weird.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you, sweetheart. That's exactly what I want to hear right now.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, and you call me weird.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault you're being sarcastic. I can do it right back.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

How old are you?

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...Sixteen. [totally lying, but hoping he won't catch her...]

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah, I really believe you. You're the little jerks that get men put in jail for claiming you're sixteen.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...Why would that put someone in jail?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Because it's illegal to do things with anyone under eighteen? At least, in my world, it is.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...I don't think it is in Daath.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...I'm not even going to ask.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...Alright? Maybe you shouldn't bring it up, then.

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I won't.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

...Are you going to put on a shirt?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

Why should I? [ flops back on the bed with a groan. ] This has got to be some sort of bad dream.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

So, you won't mind me just watching you, then?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

...Just watching me?

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

If it's just a dream, then why do you care?

[blackparts.livejournal.com]

I have a little lesbian in the making haunting my dream.

[crimsonmaiden.livejournal.com]

I'm not a lesbian, I love Master Van!